I turned down a one night stand and slept on her futon. (Serious) (Slightly homo)
I turned down a one night stand and slept on her futon. (Serious) (Slightly homo)
My buddy and I went downtown last night to this bar/club we've never tried before. It was pretty upscale so we got all dressed up and got in early so we didn't have to pay a wallet-breaking cover. The night was pretty chill, since my buddy had some cash to blow so I didn't have to pay for anything. We just sat and talked, and when more people came rolling in, we got on the dance floor and had a good time. We had girls coming up to us, we'd dance with them, pretend like we'd all been friends for years. Good stuff.
So my buddy spots this birthday girl and decides to focus his attention on her, but it turned out that she was a slag and her boyfriend got mad at her and pulled her titties out of her shirt and they got into a huge fight after my buddy bought her a jagerbomb. She had some juicy titties though...hot blond girl, tight black see through dress...very nice! He refuses to let it go, so I move on. I mean, in any given night, you really only have 3 or 4 good shots at going home with someone. Each girl you try and talk up is at least a 45 to 1 hour investment of dancing, small talk, and drinking.
I spot two Asian chicks grinding on each other further into the floor.
I go up to them and say, "Mind if I dance with you guys?" One of them says "no", and the other starts grinding on me, so soon enough I'm sandwiched between them and dropping it like it's hot and asking myself if my chain hangs low enough, and it did hang pretty low actually, my buddy spots me in action so he takes the uglier of the two and we take them off the dance floor and I buy a round of shots and get their names. I take one of them back on the dance floor and she starts making out with me. Ok, I figure this one is in the bag, cool...I'll try an Asian chick.
So it's 2am, we're all standing outside of the club and they ask us to come back with them to their place. Surprise, surprise. But something happened to me during the cab ride back. I just really didn't want to go through with it. So when we got back to their place, all I did was raid their fridge and cashed out with some dumplings and hot sauce, some Kashi bars and a handful of stale chicken nuggets. My buddy begs me for a rubber so I hand him one and supposedly he banged the girl he was with. My girl and I talk a bit, exchange numbers and I tell her I'm sleeping on the futon. She gives me a disgusted look and goes to bed. I shrug it off.
Even though I didn't get laid, this was one of the most successful club pick ups I've ever had. There was this one time when I started making out with this 29 yr old birthday girl by asking her if anyone has given her her birthday kiss yet and that landed me in the middle of a threesome a few hours later but this pick up last night was very smooth too.
I've seen alot of "how do I get a girl in a club" threads so I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you wanna get a girl in a club, go in there acting like you don't care about girls, and that you're just there to get your moves on on the dance floor and just jump around with your buddies and have a good time. The girls sort of just come to you when they see you aren't there for the hunt. You wouldn't believe how many guys were dressed up in Armani jackets and their Gucci shoes standing there holding a martini while they stared at women. Then you had these old/skinny Indian guys bumping up on all the college-aged girls and each and every time they get a look of disgust or a little bit of their own drink spilled on them.
But usually what I'll do is extend my hand and offer my name, but I didn't do that this time. I just asked very innocently if they would mind if I danced with them. Also, I skipped all the lame "so where do you work/go to school" crap. I focused on talking about the situation and the people around us, and I acted like I didn't give a shit if I went back home with them or not. Basically, cool and confident.
All in all, it was a good night. And my buddy owes me big for snagging him this one...lol.
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This story is sad like a country song. Why didn't you sleep with her?
yea too much to read.. lol
...so why did u turn her down? is that what the slightly homo was for?
strong delusional rationalisation!!
cliffs for lazy nukkas:
gets dressed up
goes to fancy new bar
dances with two azn chicks
goes back to their place
friend ****s the ugly azn
WhiteCollarBoy raids the fridge
falls asleep on the futon
ya that thing that happened to you on the ride home......
you turned gay, thats what it was.
cliffs for lazy nukkas:
gets dressed up
goes to fancy new bar
dances with two azn chicks
goes back to their place
friend ****s the ugly azn
WhiteCollarBoy raids the fridge
falls asleep on the futon reps for cliffs, glad i didn't read all of that
lol i would pay good money to see the look on her face when you ate all her food and told her you were goin to sleep LOL
you turned down a hot asian? Did i read that right? If you are serious about the chick and wanted to take things slow, that is understandable. If this is the last time your going to see this asian... then id love her long time.
Well, good on ya boy! You were morally good. And now, you have an insider. Befriending 1 or 2 hot girls is good. You get in with thier friends and they dont think of you as an a$$hole. Basically, shell either forget about ya, then nothing gained or lost, if you guys become friends, youre in with a hot asian girl friend ring.
you turned down a hot asian? Did i read that right? If you are serious about the chick and wanted to take things slow, that is understandable. If this is the last time your going to see this asian... then id love her long time. The underlying key to this whole story is that I don't like Asian girls, but figured I'd try it. I was just feeling good the other night so I was like why not? But then when we were in the cab, I slowly reconsidered. My buddy is all for that shit, and heck, I'm such a good friend that if I had another condom that didn't have a hole poked into it, I'd have given him both! Both condoms, and both girls.
But seriously though, the satisfaction is in knowing that I was the sole person who reeled them in and made the whole thing happen. It's knowing that I was on top of my game last night. Like Arnold said in Pumping Iron...when the wolf on the hill wants the food, "it's there".
My buddy and I went downtown last night to this bar/club we've never tried before. It was pretty upscale so we got all dressed up and got in early so we didn't have to pay a wallet-breaking cover. The night was pretty chill, since my buddy had some cash to blow so I didn't have to pay for anything. We just sat and talked, and when more people came rolling in, we got on the dance floor and had a good time. We had girls coming up to us, we'd dance with them, pretend like we'd all been friends for years. Good stuff.
So my buddy spots this birthday girl and decides to focus his attention on her, but it turned out that she was a slag and her boyfriend got mad at her and pulled her titties out of her shirt and they got into a huge fight after my buddy bought her a jagerbomb. She had some juicy titties though...hot blond girl, tight black see through dress...very nice! He refuses to let it go, so I move on. I mean, in any given night, you really only have 3 or 4 good shots at going home with someone. Each girl you try and talk up is at least a 45 to 1 hour investment of dancing, small talk, and drinking.
I spot two Asian chicks grinding on each other further into the floor.
I go up to them and say, "Mind if I dance with you guys?" One of them says "no", and the other starts grinding on me, so soon enough I'm sandwiched between them and dropping it like it's hot and asking myself if my chain hangs low enough, and it did hang pretty low actually, my buddy spots me in action so he takes the uglier of the two and we take them off the dance floor and I buy a round of shots and get their names. I take one of them back on the dance floor and she starts making out with me. Ok, I figure this one is in the bag, cool...I'll try an Asian chick.
So it's 2am, we're all standing outside of the club and they ask us to come back with them to their place. Surprise, surprise. But something happened to me during the cab ride back. I just really didn't want to go through with it. So when we got back to their place, all I did was raid their fridge and cashed out with some dumplings and hot sauce, some Kashi bars and a handful of stale chicken nuggets. My buddy begs me for a rubber so I hand him one and supposedly he banged the girl he was with. My girl and I talk a bit, exchange numbers and I tell her I'm sleeping on the futon. She gives me a disgusted look and goes to bed. I shrug it off.
Even though I didn't get laid, this was one of the most successful club pick ups I've ever had. There was this one time when I started making out with this 29 yr old birthday girl by asking her if anyone has given her her birthday kiss yet and that landed me in the middle of a threesome a few hours later but this pick up last night was very smooth too.
I've seen alot of "how do I get a girl in a club" threads so I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you wanna get a girl in a club, go in there acting like you don't care about girls, and that you're just there to get your moves on on the dance floor and just jump around with your buddies and have a good time. The girls sort of just come to you when they see you aren't there for the hunt. You wouldn't believe how many guys were dressed up in Armani jackets and their Gucci shoes standing there holding a martini while they stared at women. Then you had these old/skinny Indian guys bumping up on all the college-aged girls and each and every time they get a look of disgust or a little bit of their own drink spilled on them.
But usually what I'll do is extend my hand and offer my name, but I didn't do that this time. I just asked very innocently if they would mind if I danced with them. Also, I skipped all the lame "so where do you work/go to school" crap. I focused on talking about the situation and the people around us, and I acted like I didn't give a shit if I went back home with them or not. Basically, cool and confident.
All in all, it was a good night. And my buddy owes me big for snagging him this one...lol. Kinda sounds like YOU repaid HIM, you know, considering he bought you drinks and all :D
The underlying key to this whole story is that I don't like Asian girls, but figured I'd try it. I was just feeling good the other night so I was like why not? But then when we were in the cab, I slowly reconsidered. My buddy is all for that shit, and heck, I'm such a good friend that if I had another condom that didn't have a hole poked into it, I'd have given him both! Both condoms, and both girls.
But seriously though, the satisfaction is in knowing that I was the sole person who reeled them in and made the whole thing happen. It's knowing that I was on top of my game last night. Like Arnold said in Pumping Iron...when the wolf on the hill wants the food, "it's there". lol I'm not the kinda guy that randomly goes home with chicks. But then again I've never been with an asian and thats like a right of passage... I might have to make an exception for a hot asian. jus sayin...
Good stuff man. Love the fact you ate her food then passed out.
Probably dodged the AIDS.
Lol how could you be pursued as a homo for doing that?
Good stuff man. Love the fact you ate her food then passed out.
Probably dodged the AIDS. Funniest part was when we met up with another friend of ours this morning, he asked us what we did last night and both of us reply, "we had Chinese..."
LOL. Of course, I was referring to the dumplings.
My buddy and I went downtown last night to this bar/club we've never tried before. It was pretty upscale so we got all dressed up and got in early so we didn't have to pay a wallet-breaking cover. The night was pretty chill, since my buddy had some cash to blow so I didn't have to pay for anything. We just sat and talked, and when more people came rolling in, we got on the dance floor and had a good time. We had girls coming up to us, we'd dance with them, pretend like we'd all been friends for years. Good stuff.
So my buddy spots this birthday girl and decides to focus his attention on her, but it turned out that she was a slag and her boyfriend got mad at her and pulled her titties out of her shirt and they got into a huge fight after my buddy bought her a jagerbomb. She had some juicy titties though...hot blond girl, tight black see through dress...very nice! He refuses to let it go, so I move on. I mean, in any given night, you really only have 3 or 4 good shots at going home with someone. Each girl you try and talk up is at least a 45 to 1 hour investment of dancing, small talk, and drinking.
I spot two Asian chicks grinding on each other further into the floor.
I go up to them and say, "Mind if I dance with you guys?" One of them says "no", and the other starts grinding on me, so soon enough I'm sandwiched between them and dropping it like it's hot and asking myself if my chain hangs low enough, and it did hang pretty low actually, my buddy spots me in action so he takes the uglier of the two and we take them off the dance floor and I buy a round of shots and get their names. I take one of them back on the dance floor and she starts making out with me. Ok, I figure this one is in the bag, cool...I'll try an Asian chick.
So it's 2am, we're all standing outside of the club and they ask us to come back with them to their place. Surprise, surprise. But something happened to me during the cab ride back. I just really didn't want to go through with it. So when we got back to their place, all I did was raid their fridge and cashed out with some dumplings and hot sauce, some Kashi bars and a handful of stale chicken nuggets. My buddy begs me for a rubber so I hand him one and supposedly he banged the girl he was with. My girl and I talk a bit, exchange numbers and I tell her I'm sleeping on the futon. She gives me a disgusted look and goes to bed. I shrug it off.
Even though I didn't get laid, this was one of the most successful club pick ups I've ever had. There was this one time when I started making out with this 29 yr old birthday girl by asking her if anyone has given her her birthday kiss yet and that landed me in the middle of a threesome a few hours later but this pick up last night was very smooth too.
I've seen alot of "how do I get a girl in a club" threads so I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you wanna get a girl in a club, go in there acting like you don't care about girls, and that you're just there to get your moves on on the dance floor and just jump around with your buddies and have a good time. The girls sort of just come to you when they see you aren't there for the hunt. You wouldn't believe how many guys were dressed up in Armani jackets and their Gucci shoes standing there holding a martini while they stared at women. Then you had these old/skinny Indian guys bumping up on all the college-aged girls and each and every time they get a look of disgust or a little bit of their own drink spilled on them.
But usually what I'll do is extend my hand and offer my name, but I didn't do that this time. I just asked very innocently if they would mind if I danced with them. Also, I skipped all the lame "so where do you work/go to school" crap. I focused on talking about the situation and the people around us, and I acted like I didn't give a shit if I went back home with them or not. Basically, cool and confident.
All in all, it was a good night. And my buddy owes me big for snagging him this one...lol.
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need cliff notes
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This story is sad like a country song. Why didn't you sleep with her?
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yea too much to read.. lol
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...so why did u turn her down? is that what the slightly homo was for?
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strong delusional rationalisation!!
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cliffs for lazy nukkas:
gets dressed up
goes to fancy new bar
dances with two azn chicks
goes back to their place
friend ****s the ugly azn
WhiteCollarBoy raids the fridge
falls asleep on the futon
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ya that thing that happened to you on the ride home......
you turned gay, thats what it was.
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cliffs for lazy nukkas:
gets dressed up
goes to fancy new bar
dances with two azn chicks
goes back to their place
friend ****s the ugly azn
WhiteCollarBoy raids the fridge
falls asleep on the futon reps for cliffs, glad i didn't read all of that
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lol i would pay good money to see the look on her face when you ate all her food and told her you were goin to sleep LOL
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you turned down a hot asian? Did i read that right? If you are serious about the chick and wanted to take things slow, that is understandable. If this is the last time your going to see this asian... then id love her long time.
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Well, good on ya boy! You were morally good. And now, you have an insider. Befriending 1 or 2 hot girls is good. You get in with thier friends and they dont think of you as an a$$hole. Basically, shell either forget about ya, then nothing gained or lost, if you guys become friends, youre in with a hot asian girl friend ring.
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you turned down a hot asian? Did i read that right? If you are serious about the chick and wanted to take things slow, that is understandable. If this is the last time your going to see this asian... then id love her long time. The underlying key to this whole story is that I don't like Asian girls, but figured I'd try it. I was just feeling good the other night so I was like why not? But then when we were in the cab, I slowly reconsidered. My buddy is all for that shit, and heck, I'm such a good friend that if I had another condom that didn't have a hole poked into it, I'd have given him both! Both condoms, and both girls.
But seriously though, the satisfaction is in knowing that I was the sole person who reeled them in and made the whole thing happen. It's knowing that I was on top of my game last night. Like Arnold said in Pumping Iron...when the wolf on the hill wants the food, "it's there".
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My buddy and I went downtown last night to this bar/club we've never tried before. It was pretty upscale so we got all dressed up and got in early so we didn't have to pay a wallet-breaking cover. The night was pretty chill, since my buddy had some cash to blow so I didn't have to pay for anything. We just sat and talked, and when more people came rolling in, we got on the dance floor and had a good time. We had girls coming up to us, we'd dance with them, pretend like we'd all been friends for years. Good stuff.
So my buddy spots this birthday girl and decides to focus his attention on her, but it turned out that she was a slag and her boyfriend got mad at her and pulled her titties out of her shirt and they got into a huge fight after my buddy bought her a jagerbomb. She had some juicy titties though...hot blond girl, tight black see through dress...very nice! He refuses to let it go, so I move on. I mean, in any given night, you really only have 3 or 4 good shots at going home with someone. Each girl you try and talk up is at least a 45 to 1 hour investment of dancing, small talk, and drinking.
I spot two Asian chicks grinding on each other further into the floor.
I go up to them and say, "Mind if I dance with you guys?" One of them says "no", and the other starts grinding on me, so soon enough I'm sandwiched between them and dropping it like it's hot and asking myself if my chain hangs low enough, and it did hang pretty low actually, my buddy spots me in action so he takes the uglier of the two and we take them off the dance floor and I buy a round of shots and get their names. I take one of them back on the dance floor and she starts making out with me. Ok, I figure this one is in the bag, cool...I'll try an Asian chick.
So it's 2am, we're all standing outside of the club and they ask us to come back with them to their place. Surprise, surprise. But something happened to me during the cab ride back. I just really didn't want to go through with it. So when we got back to their place, all I did was raid their fridge and cashed out with some dumplings and hot sauce, some Kashi bars and a handful of stale chicken nuggets. My buddy begs me for a rubber so I hand him one and supposedly he banged the girl he was with. My girl and I talk a bit, exchange numbers and I tell her I'm sleeping on the futon. She gives me a disgusted look and goes to bed. I shrug it off.
Even though I didn't get laid, this was one of the most successful club pick ups I've ever had. There was this one time when I started making out with this 29 yr old birthday girl by asking her if anyone has given her her birthday kiss yet and that landed me in the middle of a threesome a few hours later but this pick up last night was very smooth too.
I've seen alot of "how do I get a girl in a club" threads so I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you wanna get a girl in a club, go in there acting like you don't care about girls, and that you're just there to get your moves on on the dance floor and just jump around with your buddies and have a good time. The girls sort of just come to you when they see you aren't there for the hunt. You wouldn't believe how many guys were dressed up in Armani jackets and their Gucci shoes standing there holding a martini while they stared at women. Then you had these old/skinny Indian guys bumping up on all the college-aged girls and each and every time they get a look of disgust or a little bit of their own drink spilled on them.
But usually what I'll do is extend my hand and offer my name, but I didn't do that this time. I just asked very innocently if they would mind if I danced with them. Also, I skipped all the lame "so where do you work/go to school" crap. I focused on talking about the situation and the people around us, and I acted like I didn't give a shit if I went back home with them or not. Basically, cool and confident.
All in all, it was a good night. And my buddy owes me big for snagging him this one...lol. Kinda sounds like YOU repaid HIM, you know, considering he bought you drinks and all :D
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The underlying key to this whole story is that I don't like Asian girls, but figured I'd try it. I was just feeling good the other night so I was like why not? But then when we were in the cab, I slowly reconsidered. My buddy is all for that shit, and heck, I'm such a good friend that if I had another condom that didn't have a hole poked into it, I'd have given him both! Both condoms, and both girls.
But seriously though, the satisfaction is in knowing that I was the sole person who reeled them in and made the whole thing happen. It's knowing that I was on top of my game last night. Like Arnold said in Pumping Iron...when the wolf on the hill wants the food, "it's there". lol I'm not the kinda guy that randomly goes home with chicks. But then again I've never been with an asian and thats like a right of passage... I might have to make an exception for a hot asian. jus sayin...
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Good stuff man. Love the fact you ate her food then passed out.
Probably dodged the AIDS.
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Lol how could you be pursued as a homo for doing that?
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Good stuff man. Love the fact you ate her food then passed out.
Probably dodged the AIDS. Funniest part was when we met up with another friend of ours this morning, he asked us what we did last night and both of us reply, "we had Chinese..."
LOL. Of course, I was referring to the dumplings.