i farted on my roommates door lastnight
i farted on my roommates door lastnight
while he was having sex. i woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer, and i heard him ****ing his girlfriend so i quietly walked up to his door, put my ass against it, and the volume of air that came out of my ass even surprised me. he stopped for a second and then started laughing, and they had to stop for like 5 minutes.
living with me must be so much fun.
a congratulations is in order... i'll go first...
good job dave man!
whats it like gettin no pussy?
superb effort, man named Dave
priceless
while he was having sex. i woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer, and i heard him ****ing his girlfriend so i quietly walked up to his door, put my ass against it, and the volume of air that came out of my ass even surprised me. he stopped for a second and then started laughing, and they had to stop for like 5 minutes.
living with me must be so much fun. Strong 13th post (pun intended)
whats it like gettin no pussy? not quite as bad as being in the red since october 2006
while he was having sex. i woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer, and i heard him ****ing his girlfriend so i quietly walked up to his door, put my ass against it, and the volume of air that came out of my ass even surprised me. he stopped for a second and then started laughing, and they had to stop for like 5 minutes.
living with me must be so much fun. I actually LOL'D
I actually LOL'D glad to have given you a laugh
good job dave of strength
I'm a big fan. That was great
Next time light fireworks.
Next time light fireworks. it normally leads back to its source
meaning it would have been a firey asrsehole on my part(literal) and me panicking trying to put it out with the booze i had in my hand... pouring gasoline to fire in a sense...
Woke you from a nap? He had it comin'. Next time open the door and give him the moon to boot.
while he was having sex. i woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer, and i heard him ****ing his girlfriend so i quietly walked up to his door, put my ass against it, and the volume of air that came out of my ass even surprised me. he stopped for a second and then started laughing, and they had to stop for like 5 minutes.
living with me must be so much fun.
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a congratulations is in order... i'll go first...
good job dave man!
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whats it like gettin no pussy?
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superb effort, man named Dave
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priceless
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while he was having sex. i woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer, and i heard him ****ing his girlfriend so i quietly walked up to his door, put my ass against it, and the volume of air that came out of my ass even surprised me. he stopped for a second and then started laughing, and they had to stop for like 5 minutes.
living with me must be so much fun. Strong 13th post (pun intended)
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whats it like gettin no pussy? not quite as bad as being in the red since october 2006
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while he was having sex. i woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer, and i heard him ****ing his girlfriend so i quietly walked up to his door, put my ass against it, and the volume of air that came out of my ass even surprised me. he stopped for a second and then started laughing, and they had to stop for like 5 minutes.
living with me must be so much fun. I actually LOL'D
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I actually LOL'D glad to have given you a laugh
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good job dave of strength
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I'm a big fan. That was great
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Next time light fireworks.
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Next time light fireworks. it normally leads back to its source
meaning it would have been a firey asrsehole on my part(literal) and me panicking trying to put it out with the booze i had in my hand... pouring gasoline to fire in a sense...
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Woke you from a nap? He had it comin'. Next time open the door and give him the moon to boot.