Cool, i ALMOST got laid tonight (yes story) (yes cliffs)
Cool, i ALMOST got laid tonight (yes story) (yes cliffs)
Well heres the story- tonight I was out from 10PM to 4AM at these kids house that I don't know that well. The first minute I got there, I noticed this hot blonde girl maybe a 7 sittin by herself watching beer pong, so I said "next game" and went and mingled. THen we played and had a pretty good time. Then the part got moved to the beach- she wanted shotgun in my mustang drop but I chofered the party host so she got back seat. (I always drive and get mildly buzzed if I party)
Then we got to the beach, I walked down with her, then when we were in a group chillin I said "Ive got more beach chairs in my trunk, who wants to come get them" and she volunteered. Then we kinda split into groups for a while, I was with these other girls that didnt seem as interested. Then I went back over to where HB7 was sittin and said "I just learned a good massage technique who wants to test it" and she came and sat in between my legs, then we switched places and I massaged her back some more and we talked about sex and fun things.
After that she said "u can stop if you want" so I got up and mingled some more. Then I sat back down in front of her kinda in between her legs like she was a chair and i was like "youre a great chair". The rest of the group was sittin around in a circle with us so we were just chillin.
Then we left the beach to go to this kid's house... since I thought she was losin interest, I said I was headin home, but then showed up at the kids house. When I said that I wasnt comin with them, she actually got her stuff out of my car so I was like "ahh shit"
Then I didnt really talk to her for the whole time we were there, I wanted her to sit with me but I didnt say anything and she ended up sittin in a chair by herself
So really, I think I was at that point where I could have shifted it into sex but I just didn't know what to do. I guess this is gonna be another perplexing thing to me for a while where I say "damn why didnt I get laid!" I mean I could have at least said straight up, "wanna hook up" so that was stupid of me
On the other hand, there was this other dude tryin to game her, but he gave up once we were massagin each other and left the party lol
CLIFFS
-met girl at party, beer ponged with her
-exchanged back massages at the beach, she probably wanted me to make a move
-went to other kid's house and didnt really talk to her
-ended up with a dry weener
-somebody try and think, what should I have done next?
The key point was the massage. Touching is the fastest way to intimate feelings. While you were massaging you should have let your hands drop lower on her body and waited for her to tell you to stop. If she didn't then you're golden.
maybe she realized you were an egocentric jerk? hmm...
In before age comments.
Not a very good job, Dave man. But hey, can't win 'em all.
Some women can get really pissy when you don't make a move when you're supposed to. It's weird.
You know what you should have done next. Your problem is that you just didn't do it.
I read the word ALMOST.
who cares about the detail, you dint get laid so meh.
I don't want to rain on your parade, but I really don't think you almost got laid. You rubbed a chick's shoulders. That doesn't mean she was about to give it up to you. Shit like that happens all the time. Chicks like massages. Yes, sometimes massages lead to sex. Other times, they do not. In your case, it really doesn't seem like she ever intended to let you bone her.
^^^Thank you Captain Obvious!
shouldnt the thread title be "****, i ALMOST got laid tonight (yes story) (yes cliffs)"
You live and you learn. When I was 17, I ended up in many situations similar to that. Seize your opportunity next time. The worse she could say is 'no.' Then you move on.
wow strong Scouser
shouldnt the thread title be "****, i ALMOST got laid tonight (yes story) (yes cliffs)" Yep.
I almost won the lottery.
yea, that definetly wasn't close to sex, imo.
...Are you serious? Why would you post a thread about ALMOST getting laid?
No one wants to hear that. Go for the gold next time and THEN you can post. Until then, Dieplz.
I dunno if you almost did, like that would insinuate some kind of sexual contact.
But still sounds like you did ok. Maybe if you see her again see how shes acting and go for it.
Andy.
u never even kissed her so what makes u think u almost got laid?
Yesterday, I masturbated in the shower. I almost got laid too.
Would not read again.
I talked to this girl once, so I think I almost got laid.
Do you need more signs from this girl? She wanted to do all this stuff with you.
and i was like "you are a great chair."
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and i was like "you are a great chair."
....................... ROFL, my thoughts exactly.
I would have been like "You're such a great cock-holster"
Guys, I almost got a Ferrari yesterday. They told me that $2500 was not enough money and laughed in my face.
Lol alright
My thing is, I just didnt make the move... I probably could have asked her to walk down the beach with me or somethin but since it was my first time in a while in that situation, I just didnt think of it. (Im a virge) There should have been no reason not to get laid tho, I just didn't know how to ESCALATE
Im glad though because I'm sure plenty more parties like this will come up and so now I'm a little more experienced as far as game goes u know?
I don't want to rain on your parade, but I really don't think you almost got laid. You rubbed a chick's shoulders. That doesn't mean she was about to give it up to you. Shit like that happens all the time. Chicks like massages. Yes, sometimes massages lead to sex. Other times, they do not. In your case, it really doesn't seem like she ever intended to let you bone her. Totally. And why the hell didn't you ask for her number or try to kiss her. Grow a pair and then you might almost get laid.
you're 17
In before age comments.
Not a very good job, Dave man. But hey, can't win 'em all. hahaha
Next time I'll definately get it down pat, hopefully its soon
Wtf? You didn't almost get laid. You gave a girl a massage at a party.
Im 100% confident it would have gone as far as I took it
Im 100% confident it would have gone as far as I took it But you didn't. So you can't say you almost got laid. Its like saying I almost one a million dollars...did you? No? Then shut up.
The key point was the massage. Touching is the fastest way to intimate feelings. While you were massaging you should have let your hands drop lower on her body and waited for her to tell you to stop. If she didn't then you're golden. x2
you should have went for the kill while giving her a massage
I think its a good sign too, thats the third time I ever tried getting with a girl I didnt know in a party and it always goes as far as I take it
Well heres the story- tonight I was out from 10PM to 4AM at these kids house that I don't know that well. The first minute I got there, I noticed this hot blonde girl maybe a 7 sittin by herself watching beer pong, so I said "next game" and went and mingled. THen we played and had a pretty good time. Then the part got moved to the beach- she wanted shotgun in my mustang drop but I chofered the party host so she got back seat. (I always drive and get mildly buzzed if I party)
Then we got to the beach, I walked down with her, then when we were in a group chillin I said "Ive got more beach chairs in my trunk, who wants to come get them" and she volunteered. Then we kinda split into groups for a while, I was with these other girls that didnt seem as interested. Then I went back over to where HB7 was sittin and said "I just learned a good massage technique who wants to test it" and she came and sat in between my legs, then we switched places and I massaged her back some more and we talked about sex and fun things.
After that she said "u can stop if you want" so I got up and mingled some more. Then I sat back down in front of her kinda in between her legs like she was a chair and i was like "youre a great chair". The rest of the group was sittin around in a circle with us so we were just chillin.
Then we left the beach to go to this kid's house... since I thought she was losin interest, I said I was headin home, but then showed up at the kids house. When I said that I wasnt comin with them, she actually got her stuff out of my car so I was like "ahh shit"
Then I didnt really talk to her for the whole time we were there, I wanted her to sit with me but I didnt say anything and she ended up sittin in a chair by herself
So really, I think I was at that point where I could have shifted it into sex but I just didn't know what to do. I guess this is gonna be another perplexing thing to me for a while where I say "damn why didnt I get laid!" I mean I could have at least said straight up, "wanna hook up" so that was stupid of me
On the other hand, there was this other dude tryin to game her, but he gave up once we were massagin each other and left the party lol
CLIFFS
-met girl at party, beer ponged with her
-exchanged back massages at the beach, she probably wanted me to make a move
-went to other kid's house and didnt really talk to her
-ended up with a dry weener
-somebody try and think, what should I have done next?
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The key point was the massage. Touching is the fastest way to intimate feelings. While you were massaging you should have let your hands drop lower on her body and waited for her to tell you to stop. If she didn't then you're golden.
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maybe she realized you were an egocentric jerk? hmm...
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In before age comments.
Not a very good job, Dave man. But hey, can't win 'em all.
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Some women can get really pissy when you don't make a move when you're supposed to. It's weird.
You know what you should have done next. Your problem is that you just didn't do it.
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I read the word ALMOST.
who cares about the detail, you dint get laid so meh.
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I don't want to rain on your parade, but I really don't think you almost got laid. You rubbed a chick's shoulders. That doesn't mean she was about to give it up to you. Shit like that happens all the time. Chicks like massages. Yes, sometimes massages lead to sex. Other times, they do not. In your case, it really doesn't seem like she ever intended to let you bone her.
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^^^Thank you Captain Obvious!
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shouldnt the thread title be "****, i ALMOST got laid tonight (yes story) (yes cliffs)"
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You live and you learn. When I was 17, I ended up in many situations similar to that. Seize your opportunity next time. The worse she could say is 'no.' Then you move on.
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wow strong Scouser
shouldnt the thread title be "****, i ALMOST got laid tonight (yes story) (yes cliffs)" Yep.
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I almost won the lottery.
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yea, that definetly wasn't close to sex, imo.
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...Are you serious? Why would you post a thread about ALMOST getting laid?
No one wants to hear that. Go for the gold next time and THEN you can post. Until then, Dieplz.
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I dunno if you almost did, like that would insinuate some kind of sexual contact.
But still sounds like you did ok. Maybe if you see her again see how shes acting and go for it.
Andy.
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u never even kissed her so what makes u think u almost got laid?
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Yesterday, I masturbated in the shower. I almost got laid too.
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Would not read again.
I talked to this girl once, so I think I almost got laid.
Do you need more signs from this girl? She wanted to do all this stuff with you.
and i was like "you are a great chair."
.......................
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and i was like "you are a great chair."
....................... ROFL, my thoughts exactly.
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I would have been like "You're such a great cock-holster"
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Guys, I almost got a Ferrari yesterday. They told me that $2500 was not enough money and laughed in my face.
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Lol alright
My thing is, I just didnt make the move... I probably could have asked her to walk down the beach with me or somethin but since it was my first time in a while in that situation, I just didnt think of it. (Im a virge) There should have been no reason not to get laid tho, I just didn't know how to ESCALATE
Im glad though because I'm sure plenty more parties like this will come up and so now I'm a little more experienced as far as game goes u know?
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I don't want to rain on your parade, but I really don't think you almost got laid. You rubbed a chick's shoulders. That doesn't mean she was about to give it up to you. Shit like that happens all the time. Chicks like massages. Yes, sometimes massages lead to sex. Other times, they do not. In your case, it really doesn't seem like she ever intended to let you bone her. Totally. And why the hell didn't you ask for her number or try to kiss her. Grow a pair and then you might almost get laid.
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you're 17
In before age comments.
Not a very good job, Dave man. But hey, can't win 'em all. hahaha
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Next time I'll definately get it down pat, hopefully its soon
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Wtf? You didn't almost get laid. You gave a girl a massage at a party.
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Im 100% confident it would have gone as far as I took it
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Im 100% confident it would have gone as far as I took it But you didn't. So you can't say you almost got laid. Its like saying I almost one a million dollars...did you? No? Then shut up.
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The key point was the massage. Touching is the fastest way to intimate feelings. While you were massaging you should have let your hands drop lower on her body and waited for her to tell you to stop. If she didn't then you're golden. x2
you should have went for the kill while giving her a massage
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I think its a good sign too, thats the third time I ever tried getting with a girl I didnt know in a party and it always goes as far as I take it