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Why is it so hard to drop those small poop nuggets?

Why is it so hard to drop those small poop nuggets?
Like srsly!
I go in the bathroom feeling a tingle in my bum (no homo) to sit on the toilet just to bust my ass trying to drop a deuce. I'll clench all my ass muscles so hard trying to force this little bugger out but he never wants to go easily. I have to pretty much strain myself to get it out and it takes like 5 minutes just to drop a nugget the size of a large marble. Yet I can throwdown a footlong log in seconds! Why is this?

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Like srsly!
I go in the bathroom feeling a tingle in my bum (no homo) to sit on the toilet just to bust my ass trying to drop a deuce. I'll clench all my ass muscles so hard trying to force this little bugger out but he never wants to go easily. I have to pretty much strain myself to get it out and it takes like 5 minutes just to drop a nugget the size of a large marble. Yet I can throwdown a footlong log in seconds! Why is this? exlax FTW

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rofl

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gravity my friend, gravity. oh and suction

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Like srsly!
I go in the bathroom feeling a tingle in my bum (no homo) to sit on the toilet just to bust my ass trying to drop a deuce. I'll clench all my ass muscles so hard trying to force this little bugger out but he never wants to go easily. I have to pretty much strain myself to get it out and it takes like 5 minutes just to drop a nugget the size of a large marble. Yet I can throwdown a footlong log in seconds! Why is this? You totally need to keep clenching and straining until you prolapse your rectum.

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exlax FTW It's not a daily occurnace. I'm sure we've all experience these poops from time to time.
gravity my friend, gravity. oh and suction Wouldn't gravity make it come out faster?? Suction? Where the hell does that come in?
You totally need to keep clenching and straining until you prolapse your rectum. Prolapse my rectum? I dunno what the hell that is but it don't sound too good.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that has had this problem today.
Reps!

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don't try to drop the small poop nuggets. Wait until they become big constipation

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Wouldn't gravity make it come out faster?? Suction? Where the hell does that come in? smaller poop = less downward gravity
suction - if the little nug is stuck right in your hole, theres suction preventing it from falling.

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i like when you drop a big poop nugget and then diarrhea comes out in huge spurts after and you realize the nugget was like a shitty ass-cork holding in your watery feces

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i have this sometimes.. feels like a big shit and ends up being a 10 minute poop session to crap out a freaking pebble.

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Maybe the small nuggets get stuck in ass hair and the foot longs conquer the hair?

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It's not a daily occurnace. I'm sure we've all experience these poops from time to time. Did you by chance eat a KFC Biscuit Bowl???

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"I want you to imagine that there are tiny men inside your booty, trying to push the dookie. Push the dookie out, Ralphie! Can you imagine that for me?"
-Turk, Scrubs

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don't try to drop the small poop nuggets. Wait until they become big constipation But the thing is the tingeling sensation feels like a huge crap about to come out. This guy knows what I mean....
i have this sometimes.. feels like a big shit and ends up being a 10 minute poop session to crap out a freaking pebble. smaller poop = less downward gravity
suction - if the little nug is stuck right in your hole, theres suction preventing it from falling. O'Rly? Tell me more...
i like when you drop a big poop nugget and then diarrhea comes out in huge spurts after and you realize the nugget was like a shitty ass-cork holding in your watery feces umm lol? I have never had this before.
I have only once had a really smooth nugget drop but it was weird. It wasn't like your usual nugget drop. This was like a mass load of nuggets. I probably threwdown a good 20-30 nuggets and was like "wtf when is this madness gonna stop??"" I didn't even stop cause I felt the need to, I just got bored of blasting out one after another so I got up and left.

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I have only once had a really smooth nugget drop but it was weird. It wasn't like your usual nugget drop. This was like a mass load of nuggets. I probably threwdown a good 20-30 nuggets and was like "wtf when is this madness gonna stop??"" I didn't even stop cause I felt the need to, I just got bored of blasting out one after another so I got up and left. Dude your supposed to wipe first and then leave!!!!!

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I have only once had a really smooth nugget drop but it was weird. It wasn't like your usual nugget drop. This was like a mass load of nuggets. I probably threwdown a good 20-30 nuggets and was like "wtf when is this madness gonna stop??"" I didn't even stop cause I felt the need to, I just got bored of blasting out one after another so I got up and left. Sounds like you ate a handful of gravel to me

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Oh man this thread actually made me lol. And ya, I get that too...

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i like when you drop a big poop nugget and then diarrhea comes out in huge spurts after and you realize the nugget was like a shitty ass-cork holding in your watery feces x2

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Dude your supposed to wipe first and then leave!!!!! See that's the great thing about dropping poop nuggets. There pretty much always 1 wipe wonders. So you can chance it and get away with out wiping at all.

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See that's the great thing about dropping poop nuggets. There pretty much always 1 wipe wonders. So you can chance it and get away with out wiping at all. U like the skid marks don't ya

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I know what the OP is talking about. And he is right..it makes no sense. The little poop nuggets always come out so rough.

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Stick a hoover up your butt problem solved!!!!

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I know what the OP is talking about. And he is right..it makes no sense. The little poop nuggets always come out so rough. ok, i think the real answer is because your sphynctor clenches higher up into your butt. so when its at the way end and not moving, its because the clenching isn't effectively reaching it. think of squeezing a tube of toothpaste from the end only. after a while you cant get the rest of it out no matter how hard you try. (rough example)

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do some glute exercises?

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this thread made me lol hard

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i lol'd
ok, i think the real answer is because your sphynctor clenches higher up into your butt. so when its at the way end and not moving, its because the clenching isn't effectively reaching it. think of squeezing a tube of toothpaste from the end only. after a while you cant get the rest of it out no matter how hard you try. (rough example) wow strong pooping knowledge

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wow strong pooping knowledge what can i say, i've been pooping my entire life





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