OK i'm one of those people who urinates on toilet seats
OK i'm one of those people who urinates on toilet seats
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it.
Man the trolls are out today :rolleyes:
I'm sure your mom appreciates it.
I'm sure your mom appreciates it. LOL well look as if you havent done it... wen your drunk etc.
i sit down to piss, so that makes me twice as angry! lol jk
but seriously your 22
I piss all over toilet seats as well
Your mom's name is "toilet seats", right?
negged
Are you the guy who when someone write's Dave was here, you write, Dave is gay?
Are you the guy who when someone write's Dave was here, you write, Dave is gay? yes that as well!!!
Oh im also the guy who writes .... meet me here sept 15, at 2 am... big cock... black guy etc. etc.
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it. Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a real f**king *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!
[I'm An ******* lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the world's biggest *******)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an *******)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that *******
And it turns out it was him
What an *******!
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
*dog barking noises*
I'm an ******* and proud of it!
*** Complimentary I'm An ******* Ringtone *
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a real f**king *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!
[I'm An ******* lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the world's biggest *******)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an *******)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that *******
And it turns out it was him
What an *******!
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
*dog barking noises*
I'm an ******* and proud of it!
*** Complimentary I'm An ******* Ringtone *
u callin me an assshole??? YOUR NEGGED
u callin me an assshole??? YOUR NEGGED I have 0 rep power, but ur red and cant negg me a5shole
hahah well i used to hate sitting on urine.... but now i dont mind
well it looks like ur joke backfired because i spend all my free time spraying random toilets with lysol and carry a gun just in case i meet the ******* who does this now i know ur sn which will eventually give me all the information i need to track u down and stop ur terrorist acts.(serious)
I usually get into fights in clubs and knock people out just so I could use their mouths as a pot to piss in. True story.
well it looks like ur joke backfired because i spend all my free time spraying random toilets with lysol and carry a gun just in case i meet the ******* who does this now i know ur sn which will eventually give me all the information i need to track u down and stop ur terrorist acts.(serious) you know what sounds likes mommys boy sat on someones pee ...hahah
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it.
I feel sorry for the poor cnut who has to clean the toilet up after you've been in there...........what a champ.
I feel sorry for the poor cnut who has to clean the toilet up after you've been in there...........what a champ. yeah well someones gotta do it.... get a life jerk
wow i actually thought ur post was funny and decided to play along with ur thread. lol then u grey neg me
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it. You sir are a smelly pirate hooker
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it.
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Man the trolls are out today :rolleyes:
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I'm sure your mom appreciates it.
Answer:
I'm sure your mom appreciates it. LOL well look as if you havent done it... wen your drunk etc.
Answer:
i sit down to piss, so that makes me twice as angry! lol jk
but seriously your 22
Answer:
I piss all over toilet seats as well
Your mom's name is "toilet seats", right?
Answer:
negged
Answer:
Are you the guy who when someone write's Dave was here, you write, Dave is gay?
Answer:
Are you the guy who when someone write's Dave was here, you write, Dave is gay? yes that as well!!!
Oh im also the guy who writes .... meet me here sept 15, at 2 am... big cock... black guy etc. etc.
Answer:
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it. Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a real f**king *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!
[I'm An ******* lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the world's biggest *******)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an *******)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that *******
And it turns out it was him
What an *******!
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
*dog barking noises*
I'm an ******* and proud of it!
*** Complimentary I'm An ******* Ringtone *
Answer:
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a real f**king *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!
[I'm An ******* lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the world's biggest *******)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an *******)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that *******
And it turns out it was him
What an *******!
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
*dog barking noises*
I'm an ******* and proud of it!
*** Complimentary I'm An ******* Ringtone *
u callin me an assshole??? YOUR NEGGED
Answer:
u callin me an assshole??? YOUR NEGGED I have 0 rep power, but ur red and cant negg me a5shole
Answer:
hahah well i used to hate sitting on urine.... but now i dont mind
Answer:
well it looks like ur joke backfired because i spend all my free time spraying random toilets with lysol and carry a gun just in case i meet the ******* who does this now i know ur sn which will eventually give me all the information i need to track u down and stop ur terrorist acts.(serious)
Answer:
I usually get into fights in clubs and knock people out just so I could use their mouths as a pot to piss in. True story.
Answer:
well it looks like ur joke backfired because i spend all my free time spraying random toilets with lysol and carry a gun just in case i meet the ******* who does this now i know ur sn which will eventually give me all the information i need to track u down and stop ur terrorist acts.(serious) you know what sounds likes mommys boy sat on someones pee ...hahah
Answer:
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it.
I feel sorry for the poor cnut who has to clean the toilet up after you've been in there...........what a champ.
Answer:
I feel sorry for the poor cnut who has to clean the toilet up after you've been in there...........what a champ. yeah well someones gotta do it.... get a life jerk
Answer:
wow i actually thought ur post was funny and decided to play along with ur thread. lol then u grey neg me
Answer:
Whenever i go to a public toilet i love pissing on the seat, floor, on the toilet paper,, putting the whole roll of paper into the bowl..... etc. etc... you hate me... you hate it when you go to take a dump and the seats all wet... well im the one to BLAME.. i know its childish but still i get a laugh out of it. You sir are a smelly pirate hooker