funny people at the GYM-
funny people at the GYM-
well..Im sure everyone has some good stories so I'll share a couple threee :P
today actually me and my buddy were done with our workout sittin on the side puttin all our shit away...and this old lady comes walking up the steps...gets the the top one and totally eats shit....she looked pretty hurt- but i really screewed my karma up by sittin there and laughing...man im such an ass hole...but it was a delayed fall...lol...good stuff...
then we have this guy- he's on roids...but he brings a powdered substance in a 4x4 tupaware container...the other day he was opening it and pretty much threw it all over the floor....there was an area about 3 feet by 3 feet covered with this substance...talk about embarassing....
just some funny stories...and i've only been going to this gym for 3 weeks now...
anybody gots any real kickers?!
you're in the red
Oh that 2nd one was sure a real kicker!
So the guy got chalk on the floor?
So the guy got chalk on the floor? Celltech dude he's marking his territory.
Celltech dude he's marking his territory. only good thing in this thread.... LMAO
a guy walks right into the gym sees me shoulder pressin 45 pound db's and asks me to spot him for his bench.. im not kidding you first thing he does is walk up to me and i go uhh i guess sure he puts 3 45 plates on each side and i just ask him you dont wanna warm up or anything? he says ah nah i dont need to. he puts up one rep the guy is super sloppy i go to help him he says "NO!!!" and he is shaking i thought he was gonna explode does the one rep and goes "Ah shit man I don't feel good" and runs out the gym didn't see him the rest of the night.
Celltech dude he's marking his territory. LMAO!! repped
this one buff dude short but buff for real anyways he alwyas walk like he has his elbows sticking out and he straddles side to side so ****ing funny.
Wow, you should become a professional story teller.
you're in the red Your a dick...
Funny shit guys! haha. I use home gym so I dont see this sorta shit going on :(
[quote=Kmill217;69450823]...gets the the top one and totally eats shit....QUOTE]
Wow, this part made me lol.
well..Im sure everyone has some good stories so I'll share a couple threee :P
today actually me and my buddy were done with our workout sittin on the side puttin all our shit away...and this old lady comes walking up the steps...gets the the top one and totally eats shit....she looked pretty hurt- but i really screewed my karma up by sittin there and laughing...man im such an ass hole...but it was a delayed fall...lol...good stuff...
then we have this guy- he's on roids...but he brings a powdered substance in a 4x4 tupaware container...the other day he was opening it and pretty much threw it all over the floor....there was an area about 3 feet by 3 feet covered with this substance...talk about embarassing....
just some funny stories...and i've only been going to this gym for 3 weeks now...
anybody gots any real kickers?! lmao at the elderly woman falling.
I got home gym too, however i have heard stories.
My friend went to the gym and went out the fire door setting off the fire alarm. When i used to go too a public gym i saw this curl guy who did curl/powercleans/just really retarted curls with like 50kg in the squat rack.
this guy at my gym comes to the gym wearing some ugly ass wesley snipes sunglasses, some huge loose gardening gloves, board shorts, and some loose socks (the kind that they give you in the hospital) that bunch up around his skinny ass legs.
he comes in there looking all tough. swings some 30lb dumbells around for 40 minutes and leaves.
i don't understand.
you're in the red You're an illegal immigrant.
I go to LA boxing, a year or so a go some lil five foot five maybe one hundred twenty pound kid comes in, explains that he is a master martial artist and can kick anyone in the buildings ass. We all have a good laugh, but he keeps talkin shit, so, I decide to spar him ( iwas in better shape then, pre marriage, but still 280ish.) He refuses to put gloves or a headpiece on, so I decide to do the same, I throw one really hard kick to his right side, he buckles up and lands on the other side of the ring wheezing and crying like a small child. He then proceeds to say he wasnt warmed up and leaves...
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating.
I go to LA boxing, a year or so a go some lil five foot five maybe one hundred twenty pound kid comes in, explains that he is a master martial artist and can kick anyone in the buildings ass. We all have a good laugh, but he keeps talkin shit, so, I decide to spar him ( iwas in better shape then, pre marriage, but still 280ish.) He refuses to put gloves or a headpiece on, so I decide to do the same, I throw one really hard kick to his right side, he buckles up and lands on the other side of the ring wheezing and crying like a small child. He then proceeds to say he wasnt warmed up and leaves...
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating. lol kicked the shit outta him
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating. Oh god I HATE IT when cute girls approach me! It just irritates the hell out of me!(no homo)
lol kicked the shit outta him Sorry, but 6'2 280 pound, loves to kickbox, me >120 pound kid with a napoleon complex. Im not saying smaller people cant be tough, but in a match like that, the odds are pretty heavily (pun intended) stacked against the little man.
Oh god I HATE IT when cute girls approach me! It just irritates the hell out of me!(no homo) I just meant it bothers me when Im mid lift and they try and talk to me, Love girls and all, but when Im at the gym, Im there to work.
at my gym, we have an old guy who looks to be in his 60's
however, the mofo is jacked as shit. ripped to pieces and pretty huge except his skin hangs kinda loose cause he's old
anyways, this guys comes to the gym all the time but never lifts any weights
all he does is go to EVERY mirror, lift up his shirt, and pose for about 20 minutes per mirror
at my gym, we have an old guy who looks to be in his 60's
however, the mofo is jacked as shit. ripped to pieces and pretty huge except his skin hangs kinda loose cause he's old
anyways, this guys comes to the gym all the time but never lifts any weights
all he does is go to EVERY mirror, lift up his shirt, and pose for about 20 minutes per mirror gotta love those old dudes...or just the mere fact that this same thing happens in every gym....
we've also got a screamer.... the best is this guy...I mean don't get me wrong..he's got some pipes on him, but he'll get on the Lat Pull...and pull probly 50 lbs.......the last 3 or 4 reps he'll start screamin...lol...he does this regularly on all his different sets, but the Lat pull is the funniest...
gotta love those old dudes...or just the mere fact that this same thing happens in every gym....
we've also got a screamer.... the best is this guy...I mean don't get me wrong..he's got some pipes on him, but he'll get on the Lat Pull...and pull probly 50 lbs.......the last 3 or 4 reps he'll start screamin...lol...he does this regularly on all his different sets, but the Lat pull is the funniest... dont get me wrong. i know all about people who like to pose
but this guy likes to pull up his shirt, flex his abs, then lean backwards
it's one of those things you gotta see in person to get the lulz
I go to LA boxing, a year or so a go some lil five foot five maybe one hundred twenty pound kid comes in, explains that he is a master martial artist and can kick anyone in the buildings ass. We all have a good laugh, but he keeps talkin shit, so, I decide to spar him ( iwas in better shape then, pre marriage, but still 280ish.) He refuses to put gloves or a headpiece on, so I decide to do the same, I throw one really hard kick to his right side, he buckles up and lands on the other side of the ring wheezing and crying like a small child. He then proceeds to say he wasnt warmed up and leaves...
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating. i had the same thing happen at my Dojo, some 170 lb kid walks in , claims hes got master ranks in 5 martial arts, including Akita . i explain to him that AKIDO is a Martial art, AKITA is a type of dog . lol
he still wants to come train so open fight night is that night. comes in , tells me he "forgot" his black belt , wants to borrow one of mine , surrrrrrrrreee you did .
got on the mat , one shotted him . . .ZZZZZZZZZ .
had another guy come in claimed to be a Ninjitsu master . we went through a basic workout , didnt know how to stand, no kata , couldnt punch, if he kicked he fell over . he told me his teacher taught 'em how to do rolls , cartwheels and front flips , mixed in with various "one punch kill , Dim mak bullshit . he also claimed to be able to walk up walls and hover while meditating .
One other dude came in claiming to be a navy SEAL . Didnt know that i had a REAL navy SEAL teaching at my school . got his ass beat down real real bad . Seems real SEALS dont like Posers .
ahh funny shit
you're in the red shot down..good try though
well..Im sure everyone has some good stories so I'll share a couple threee :P
today actually me and my buddy were done with our workout sittin on the side puttin all our shit away...and this old lady comes walking up the steps...gets the the top one and totally eats shit....she looked pretty hurt- but i really screewed my karma up by sittin there and laughing...man im such an ass hole...but it was a delayed fall...lol...good stuff...
then we have this guy- he's on roids...but he brings a powdered substance in a 4x4 tupaware container...the other day he was opening it and pretty much threw it all over the floor....there was an area about 3 feet by 3 feet covered with this substance...talk about embarassing....
just some funny stories...and i've only been going to this gym for 3 weeks now...
anybody gots any real kickers?!
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you're in the red
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Oh that 2nd one was sure a real kicker!
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So the guy got chalk on the floor?
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So the guy got chalk on the floor? Celltech dude he's marking his territory.
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Celltech dude he's marking his territory. only good thing in this thread.... LMAO
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a guy walks right into the gym sees me shoulder pressin 45 pound db's and asks me to spot him for his bench.. im not kidding you first thing he does is walk up to me and i go uhh i guess sure he puts 3 45 plates on each side and i just ask him you dont wanna warm up or anything? he says ah nah i dont need to. he puts up one rep the guy is super sloppy i go to help him he says "NO!!!" and he is shaking i thought he was gonna explode does the one rep and goes "Ah shit man I don't feel good" and runs out the gym didn't see him the rest of the night.
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Celltech dude he's marking his territory. LMAO!! repped
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this one buff dude short but buff for real anyways he alwyas walk like he has his elbows sticking out and he straddles side to side so ****ing funny.
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Wow, you should become a professional story teller.
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you're in the red Your a dick...
Funny shit guys! haha. I use home gym so I dont see this sorta shit going on :(
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[quote=Kmill217;69450823]...gets the the top one and totally eats shit....QUOTE]
Wow, this part made me lol.
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well..Im sure everyone has some good stories so I'll share a couple threee :P
today actually me and my buddy were done with our workout sittin on the side puttin all our shit away...and this old lady comes walking up the steps...gets the the top one and totally eats shit....she looked pretty hurt- but i really screewed my karma up by sittin there and laughing...man im such an ass hole...but it was a delayed fall...lol...good stuff...
then we have this guy- he's on roids...but he brings a powdered substance in a 4x4 tupaware container...the other day he was opening it and pretty much threw it all over the floor....there was an area about 3 feet by 3 feet covered with this substance...talk about embarassing....
just some funny stories...and i've only been going to this gym for 3 weeks now...
anybody gots any real kickers?! lmao at the elderly woman falling.
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I got home gym too, however i have heard stories.
My friend went to the gym and went out the fire door setting off the fire alarm. When i used to go too a public gym i saw this curl guy who did curl/powercleans/just really retarted curls with like 50kg in the squat rack.
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this guy at my gym comes to the gym wearing some ugly ass wesley snipes sunglasses, some huge loose gardening gloves, board shorts, and some loose socks (the kind that they give you in the hospital) that bunch up around his skinny ass legs.
he comes in there looking all tough. swings some 30lb dumbells around for 40 minutes and leaves.
i don't understand.
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you're in the red You're an illegal immigrant.
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I go to LA boxing, a year or so a go some lil five foot five maybe one hundred twenty pound kid comes in, explains that he is a master martial artist and can kick anyone in the buildings ass. We all have a good laugh, but he keeps talkin shit, so, I decide to spar him ( iwas in better shape then, pre marriage, but still 280ish.) He refuses to put gloves or a headpiece on, so I decide to do the same, I throw one really hard kick to his right side, he buckles up and lands on the other side of the ring wheezing and crying like a small child. He then proceeds to say he wasnt warmed up and leaves...
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating.
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I go to LA boxing, a year or so a go some lil five foot five maybe one hundred twenty pound kid comes in, explains that he is a master martial artist and can kick anyone in the buildings ass. We all have a good laugh, but he keeps talkin shit, so, I decide to spar him ( iwas in better shape then, pre marriage, but still 280ish.) He refuses to put gloves or a headpiece on, so I decide to do the same, I throw one really hard kick to his right side, he buckles up and lands on the other side of the ring wheezing and crying like a small child. He then proceeds to say he wasnt warmed up and leaves...
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating. lol kicked the shit outta him
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The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating. Oh god I HATE IT when cute girls approach me! It just irritates the hell out of me!(no homo)
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lol kicked the shit outta him Sorry, but 6'2 280 pound, loves to kickbox, me >120 pound kid with a napoleon complex. Im not saying smaller people cant be tough, but in a match like that, the odds are pretty heavily (pun intended) stacked against the little man.
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Oh god I HATE IT when cute girls approach me! It just irritates the hell out of me!(no homo) I just meant it bothers me when Im mid lift and they try and talk to me, Love girls and all, but when Im at the gym, Im there to work.
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at my gym, we have an old guy who looks to be in his 60's
however, the mofo is jacked as shit. ripped to pieces and pretty huge except his skin hangs kinda loose cause he's old
anyways, this guys comes to the gym all the time but never lifts any weights
all he does is go to EVERY mirror, lift up his shirt, and pose for about 20 minutes per mirror
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at my gym, we have an old guy who looks to be in his 60's
however, the mofo is jacked as shit. ripped to pieces and pretty huge except his skin hangs kinda loose cause he's old
anyways, this guys comes to the gym all the time but never lifts any weights
all he does is go to EVERY mirror, lift up his shirt, and pose for about 20 minutes per mirror gotta love those old dudes...or just the mere fact that this same thing happens in every gym....
we've also got a screamer.... the best is this guy...I mean don't get me wrong..he's got some pipes on him, but he'll get on the Lat Pull...and pull probly 50 lbs.......the last 3 or 4 reps he'll start screamin...lol...he does this regularly on all his different sets, but the Lat pull is the funniest...
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gotta love those old dudes...or just the mere fact that this same thing happens in every gym....
we've also got a screamer.... the best is this guy...I mean don't get me wrong..he's got some pipes on him, but he'll get on the Lat Pull...and pull probly 50 lbs.......the last 3 or 4 reps he'll start screamin...lol...he does this regularly on all his different sets, but the Lat pull is the funniest... dont get me wrong. i know all about people who like to pose
but this guy likes to pull up his shirt, flex his abs, then lean backwards
it's one of those things you gotta see in person to get the lulz
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I go to LA boxing, a year or so a go some lil five foot five maybe one hundred twenty pound kid comes in, explains that he is a master martial artist and can kick anyone in the buildings ass. We all have a good laugh, but he keeps talkin shit, so, I decide to spar him ( iwas in better shape then, pre marriage, but still 280ish.) He refuses to put gloves or a headpiece on, so I decide to do the same, I throw one really hard kick to his right side, he buckles up and lands on the other side of the ring wheezing and crying like a small child. He then proceeds to say he wasnt warmed up and leaves...
The one thing we do get a ton of here is girls going to the gym to meet guys. They show up in their cute lil outfits, hair and make up all done, and bunch up around the 3 pound dumbbells waiting for a guy to talk to em, or they coe up to you while your in the middle of squating or benching. That is super irritating. i had the same thing happen at my Dojo, some 170 lb kid walks in , claims hes got master ranks in 5 martial arts, including Akita . i explain to him that AKIDO is a Martial art, AKITA is a type of dog . lol
he still wants to come train so open fight night is that night. comes in , tells me he "forgot" his black belt , wants to borrow one of mine , surrrrrrrrreee you did .
got on the mat , one shotted him . . .ZZZZZZZZZ .
had another guy come in claimed to be a Ninjitsu master . we went through a basic workout , didnt know how to stand, no kata , couldnt punch, if he kicked he fell over . he told me his teacher taught 'em how to do rolls , cartwheels and front flips , mixed in with various "one punch kill , Dim mak bullshit . he also claimed to be able to walk up walls and hover while meditating .
One other dude came in claiming to be a navy SEAL . Didnt know that i had a REAL navy SEAL teaching at my school . got his ass beat down real real bad . Seems real SEALS dont like Posers .
ahh funny shit
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you're in the red shot down..good try though