The sh1ttiest thing just happened to me >: /
The sh1ttiest thing just happened to me >: /
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision.
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. Dude ive got a mop I can help :]
You still drank the ale, right? RIGHT?!
that sucks
I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :]
I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :] I heard You heard I've got a mop. SO I can help dude :]
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080300377.html
kind of puts stuff into perspective
pics of you on your hands and knees (no homo)
I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :]
I herd that Richie_Awesome herd that pkman076 has a mop, he can help :D
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. That's why I don't clean :p
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080300377.html
kind of puts stuff into perspective Very true. Reminds us not to get upset over the little things in life.
I herd that Richie_Awesome herd that pkman076 has a mop, he can help :D I heard that Columbu#1 heard that Richie_Awesome is sexy and that he heard that pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude :]
I heard this really long chain of people which eventually leads to pkman076 who i hear has a mop, so he can help
That's why I don't clean :p
Very true. Reminds us not to get upset over the little things in life. and ur laziness got u to 192
strong waste of ale.
I heard this really long chain of people which eventually leads to pkman076 who i hear has a mop, so he can help I hear that u heard that Richie_awesome is sexy from some dude. and that guy told richie, that I had a mop. and I could help
Dude ive got a mop I can help :] I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
You still drank the ale, right? RIGHT?! I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
that sucks Indeed it did.
I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :] You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
I heard You heard I've got a mop. SO I can help dude :] Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080300377.html
kind of puts stuff into perspective Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
pics of you on your hands and knees (no homo) Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
I herd that Richie_Awesome herd that pkman076 has a mop, he can help :D You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
That's why I don't clean :p
Very true. Reminds us not to get upset over the little things in life. You're welcome to come over Misty!
I heard that Columbu#1 heard that Richie_Awesome is sexy and that he heard that pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude :] You'll miss out on the beer and food as well.
I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
Indeed it did.
You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
You're welcome to come over Misty!
You'll miss out on the beer and food as well. Would love to, but I wouldn't help clean so I'd be a waste :D
I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
Indeed it did.
You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
You're welcome to come over Misty!
You'll miss out on the beer and food as well. LMFAO (no tranny)
it's even on my card...twice
wow how it's nice to see progression ;)
I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
Indeed it did.
You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
You're welcome to come over Misty!
You'll miss out on the beer and food as well. Dude I just ate all the food you made. And I got aplate
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. And I bet you chipped a nail washing the dishes too :p :D
And I bet you chipped a nail washing the dishes too :p :D Nah no chipped nails but I almost suffered the loss of a toe when I dropped my Henckels knife on the floor and missed my foot by about 1/2 inch.
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I heard that Columbu#1 heard that Richie_Awesome is sexy and that he heard that pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude :] I hear that u heard that Richie_awesome is sexy from some dude. and that guy told richie, that I had a mop. and I could help I heard that both of you are mop heads!!!!!
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. spillin beer on the clean floor? that's a paddlin.
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision.
Answer:
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. Dude ive got a mop I can help :]
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You still drank the ale, right? RIGHT?!
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that sucks
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I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :]
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I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :] I heard You heard I've got a mop. SO I can help dude :]
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080300377.html
kind of puts stuff into perspective
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pics of you on your hands and knees (no homo)
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I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :]
I herd that Richie_Awesome herd that pkman076 has a mop, he can help :D
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Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. That's why I don't clean :p
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080300377.html
kind of puts stuff into perspective Very true. Reminds us not to get upset over the little things in life.
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I herd that Richie_Awesome herd that pkman076 has a mop, he can help :D I heard that Columbu#1 heard that Richie_Awesome is sexy and that he heard that pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude :]
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I heard this really long chain of people which eventually leads to pkman076 who i hear has a mop, so he can help
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That's why I don't clean :p
Very true. Reminds us not to get upset over the little things in life. and ur laziness got u to 192
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strong waste of ale.
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I heard this really long chain of people which eventually leads to pkman076 who i hear has a mop, so he can help I hear that u heard that Richie_awesome is sexy from some dude. and that guy told richie, that I had a mop. and I could help
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Dude ive got a mop I can help :] I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
You still drank the ale, right? RIGHT?! I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
that sucks Indeed it did.
I hear pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude. :] You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
I heard You heard I've got a mop. SO I can help dude :] Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080300377.html
kind of puts stuff into perspective Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
pics of you on your hands and knees (no homo) Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
I herd that Richie_Awesome herd that pkman076 has a mop, he can help :D You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
That's why I don't clean :p
Very true. Reminds us not to get upset over the little things in life. You're welcome to come over Misty!
I heard that Columbu#1 heard that Richie_Awesome is sexy and that he heard that pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude :] You'll miss out on the beer and food as well.
Answer:
I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
Indeed it did.
You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
You're welcome to come over Misty!
You'll miss out on the beer and food as well. Would love to, but I wouldn't help clean so I'd be a waste :D
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I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
Indeed it did.
You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
You're welcome to come over Misty!
You'll miss out on the beer and food as well. LMFAO (no tranny)
it's even on my card...twice
wow how it's nice to see progression ;)
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I cooked some squash, chicken breast, and homemade spaghetti sauce, you can eat all you want...But, I cleaned it up already.
I thought about licking it up off the floor, hell, their probably wasn't a spot of bacteria on the floor. It really would have sucked though, cause I'd get shattered glass all up in my esophagus.
Indeed it did.
You can help clean as well dude, if it wasn't cleaned up already, we could all have a few pints of ale as well...Just no looking at Tranny porn on my comp.
Yeah we'll drink some more beer.
Yeah, it really does on the real. I'm always thankful for our troops service.
Nah it'd get chopped with like gay dudes behind my as$ and all, but it would've been a pretty hot shot.
You'll miss out on the beer and food if you don't come help as well with the mop you heard about.
You're welcome to come over Misty!
You'll miss out on the beer and food as well. Dude I just ate all the food you made. And I got aplate
Answer:
Cliffs below.
I decided to do some serious cleaning tonight, detailed vacumming, cleaned the bathroom, windex'ed the windows and such...
I decided to scrub the Kitchen floor with cleanser and an abrasive sponge, on my hands and knees (no homo).
So before I scrubbed the floor, I poured myself a pint of ale, and stuck it in the freezer to cool rapidly.
The kitchen floor looked clean as hell, and I had forgotten that I placed the pint of beer in the freezer. I opened the freezer to grab some chicken, and the pint flew out of the panel on the freezer and BROKE ON THE FK"ING FLOOR SPILLING ALE EVERYWHERE AND GLASS BREAKING!!
Damnit. Figures...After a good scrubbing I spill sh1t all over the floor >: /
CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. And I bet you chipped a nail washing the dishes too :p :D
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And I bet you chipped a nail washing the dishes too :p :D Nah no chipped nails but I almost suffered the loss of a toe when I dropped my Henckels knife on the floor and missed my foot by about 1/2 inch.
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I heard that Columbu#1 heard that Richie_Awesome is sexy and that he heard that pkman076 has a mop, he can help dude :] I hear that u heard that Richie_awesome is sexy from some dude. and that guy told richie, that I had a mop. and I could help I heard that both of you are mop heads!!!!!
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CLIFFS
1)Did some serious house cleaning tonight.
2)Poured myself a pint of beer beforehand, placed it in freezer.
3)Scrubbed kitchen floor on hands and knees (no homo) with cleanser and abrasive sponge.
4)Opened freezer to get some chicken forgetting about the pint of beer.
5)Pint flies out of freezer panel and beer explodes all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor and glass breaks all over the place.
6)Got pissed so decided to tell the misc and subject myself to much scorn and derision. spillin beer on the clean floor? that's a paddlin.