You parked to close to me rant. (serious)
You parked to close to me rant. (serious)
So today as I arrive at Work a little later than normal, The parking lot is filling up pretty quick. So I pull into a spot with no cars around it, not close to either entrance, but some lady has to pull her car up right as I am opening my door and park next to me. So I slam my door shut and sit in my car thinking she might move or go forward a spot. But Nope. She stays right there, backs up to straighten the car, and comes EVEN CLOSER. I was in shock. So she sits there doing her makeup and I'm afraid to get out of the car knowing my door will tap hers and I wouldn't be surprised if she blew her fuse. So I'm waiting 5 minutes goes by, 10 minutes goes by?I was like "wow, this sucks." So I get out of the car and to no surprise my door taps hers and she stares at me. Then I try to walk out from between our cars, and I realize she parked so close the 2 mirrors are almost touching. Maybe an inch. So I have to shuffle backwards to exit from behind the car all the while she is still looking at me. I figure I'm going to go out after work and find a death note on my car. What a jerk. I have a lot more choice words for her.
What a crappy start to my day, at least it isn't Monday.
-Cliffs -
-Arrived to parking lot later than normal (bad start to day)
-Lady almost takes door off
-Lady then comes closer after
-My door taps ladys door as I try to get out
-Me mad.
-Lady gives me attitude stare
-I hate people who park to close.
-Again, yes mad.
PS: Wasting my days reps right now for people who want some. (Yes low reps, don't complain)
U shoulda told her to move her fuggin car .
btw ill take reps
get a small car u *******
that sucks, but i would have just tapped on her window and been like, look i dont want you to bump my door would you mind moving your car?
U shoulda told her to move her fuggin car .
Probably would have been a better idea. But sometimes I get alpha male sydrome.
get a small car u ******* I drive a civic 4 door, can't get too much smaller than that. She was in a Accord/Camry/Maxima I wasn't even positive
that sucks, but i would have just tapped on her window and been like, look i dont want you to bump my door would you mind moving your car? That would probably been wise. Not thinking much I know.
should've key'd her car when she wasnt looking.....like a true alpha
actuallyu could wound down ur window reached over and tapped on her window, wait for hers to go down then abused her. that would be hella funny.
You should of got out and deadlifted her car and dragged that shit outta the way.
Sunday I went to pick up some carry out and when I came out some old obese lady was on the phone so close to me I couldn't get in my car. She was blabbing away o I finally knocked on the window and let her know I couldn't get in and she needed to back her fat ass out of there. She threw her arms around like I was ****ing up her whole year or something. Bish
What would Burger King do?
I would've gonna ahead and door'd that bitch. If she stared at me I would've gone "WHAT?!" in the loudest possible voice.
she wouldnt park that close if she was dead....just sayin'
So today as I arrive at Work a little later than normal, The parking lot is filling up pretty quick. So I pull into a spot with no cars around it, not close to either entrance, but some lady has to pull her car up right as I am opening my door and park next to me. So I slam my door shut and sit in my car thinking she might move or go forward a spot. But Nope. She stays right there, backs up to straighten the car, and comes EVEN CLOSER. I was in shock. So she sits there doing her makeup and I'm afraid to get out of the car knowing my door will tap hers and I wouldn't be surprised if she blew her fuse. So I'm waiting 5 minutes goes by, 10 minutes goes by?I was like "wow, this sucks." So I get out of the car and to no surprise my door taps hers and she stares at me. Then I try to walk out from between our cars, and I realize she parked so close the 2 mirrors are almost touching. Maybe an inch. So I have to shuffle backwards to exit from behind the car all the while she is still looking at me. I figure I'm going to go out after work and find a death note on my car. What a jerk. I have a lot more choice words for her.
What a crappy start to my day, at least it isn't Monday.
-Cliffs -
-Arrived to parking lot later than normal (bad start to day)
-Lady almost takes door off
-Lady then comes closer after
-My door taps ladys door as I try to get out
-Me mad.
-Lady gives me attitude stare
-I hate people who park to close.
-Again, yes mad.
PS: Wasting my days reps right now for people who want some. (Yes low reps, don't complain)
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U shoulda told her to move her fuggin car .
btw ill take reps
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get a small car u *******
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that sucks, but i would have just tapped on her window and been like, look i dont want you to bump my door would you mind moving your car?
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U shoulda told her to move her fuggin car .
Probably would have been a better idea. But sometimes I get alpha male sydrome.
get a small car u ******* I drive a civic 4 door, can't get too much smaller than that. She was in a Accord/Camry/Maxima I wasn't even positive
that sucks, but i would have just tapped on her window and been like, look i dont want you to bump my door would you mind moving your car? That would probably been wise. Not thinking much I know.
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should've key'd her car when she wasnt looking.....like a true alpha
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actuallyu could wound down ur window reached over and tapped on her window, wait for hers to go down then abused her. that would be hella funny.
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You should of got out and deadlifted her car and dragged that shit outta the way.
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Sunday I went to pick up some carry out and when I came out some old obese lady was on the phone so close to me I couldn't get in my car. She was blabbing away o I finally knocked on the window and let her know I couldn't get in and she needed to back her fat ass out of there. She threw her arms around like I was ****ing up her whole year or something. Bish
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What would Burger King do?
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I would've gonna ahead and door'd that bitch. If she stared at me I would've gone "WHAT?!" in the loudest possible voice.
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she wouldnt park that close if she was dead....just sayin'