Nerd's Using Jiu Jitsu
Nerd's Using Jiu Jitsu
http://onlyfights.com/v-how-nerds-fight-823.html
ya this was posted in the misc and i dont kno how ppl think hes using bjj. Gettin a RNC on a newb is a joke and he had no idea wut he was doing. he had the guys arm inbetween the arm hes using to joke. and also he didnt even go for underhooks he crossed his legs. so no i dont think hes knows wut hes doin
...idk what to say but i feel i must post in this thread
lol at the opening slap.
if he actually had a rnc that guy would have been asleep by the time he got off
he doesnt know bjj or jj or any of that. but he did own that guy. the one nerd just pushed him and that was it, he got slapped, half assed punched and half assed rnc. he should of threw some punches instead of little push.
ps: gay nerd vid
i felt bad for all of the people in that house.
what a horrible RNC...
why you guys dissing he is a UFC fan for crying out loud. Everyone knows jiu jitsu now sheesh.
Myabe he was easing up on the choke he had the hooks in.
he did it wrong....but....there's no need to do it the right way when you're fighting someone who gets knocked down by a slap.
wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy
hes like some 15 year old kid who saw some shit on tv and used it
good for him, it worked
why is everyone like "omg no hes not a jiu jitsu black belt i can take him!"
wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy ask any jiu jitsu instructor and theyll reply with this
"dont let yourself get put in that position"
if someone does take your back, first of all protect your neck, if someone has 1 arm around your neck, put your opposite side arm up against your ear and keep your chin down so they cant wrap it all the way around your neck
next if they get their hooks in, again which you shouldnt let them do, if the kid is dumb enough to cross his feet like that guy did theres a simple submission you can do if someone has your back by attacking the dudes ankle with your feet (kind of figure 4ing your legs ontop of his ankle...dont know the name for it)
just defend your neck and try to spin back into behing in his guard
also if someone takes your back you can get in a tripod position and try to shake him off your back, you can roll forward and try to get out if youre facing the ground
although you should be more focused on defending your neck and not getting choked, if its an actual street fight (not 2 people ****ing around for shits and giggles around friends) you can elbow with your free arm, grab hair, eye gouge, pinch or bite the shit out of his arm trying to choke you (yes pinching is gay, but believe it or not it will make people let go)
you can also go for pressure points with your free hand in the dudes head or arms
when someone has a rear naked choke on you, 1 hand grabs the bicep, the other goes on the back of the head for 2 reasons...1 to push down on the head to choke the dude even more, and 2 to protect yourself from getting headbutted in the mouth/face by the guys head
so if he isnt paying attention to the second detail...headbutt backwards
main points:
a) dont let yourself get put in that position
b) if youre rolling on the ground NEVER turn away from the person to give him your back...always face him
c) protect your neck before you do anything else
ask any jiu jitsu instructor and theyll reply with this
"dont let yourself get put in that position"
if someone does take your back, first of all protect your neck, if someone has 1 arm around your neck, put your opposite side arm up against your ear and keep your chin down so they cant wrap it all the way around your neck
next if they get their hooks in, again which you shouldnt let them do, if the kid is dumb enough to cross his feet like that guy did theres a simple submission you can do if someone has your back by attacking the dudes ankle with your feet (kind of figure 4ing your legs ontop of his ankle...dont know the name for it)
just defend your neck and try to spin back into behing in his guard
also if someone takes your back you can get in a tripod position and try to shake him off your back, you can roll forward and try to get out if youre facing the ground
although you should be more focused on defending your neck and not getting choked, if its an actual street fight (not 2 people ****ing around for shits and giggles around friends) you can elbow with your free arm, grab hair, eye gouge, pinch or bite the shit out of his arm trying to choke you (yes pinching is gay, but believe it or not it will make people let go)
you can also go for pressure points with your free hand in the dudes head or arms
when someone has a rear naked choke on you, 1 hand grabs the bicep, the other goes on the back of the head for 2 reasons...1 to push down on the head to choke the dude even more, and 2 to protect yourself from getting headbutted in the mouth/face by the guys head
so if he isnt paying attention to the second detail...headbutt backwards
main points:
a) dont let yourself get put in that position
b) if youre rolling on the ground NEVER turn away from the person to give him your back...always face him
c) protect your neck before you do anything else
okay.. so if he has a proper RNC on me because I didn't protect my neck, the best idea in a real fight is to try to relieve the pressure with my hands while pinching (and biting if possible) and doing burst throws? (eg trying to get up in bursts and rolling to try to get out)
And if he has more strength I'm out?
or more specifically.. what could the guy do in this situation?
It seemed like he had no option to get out of the choke
anything practical?
what the hell was that all about?
were they all friends?
the instigator was getting clowned on a lot by the "nerd's" crew.
You know what you do when someone's got you like that?
"HEEL... to the balls!"
"Heel to the balls!"
then
"Dang-iti-dang-iti-dang"
Of course nerds use jujitsu - haven't you seen The Matrix?
wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy slam his head into a wall til he lets go. No one said street fights are fair.
did anyone else laugh when the guy getting in the choke said "you ****ing hit me in the ****ing ear.. DUMBASSSSSSS!". he sounded like tourettes guy lol.
He must train or watch a tutorial or something but the other guy obviously didnt know anything. Even knowing one simple move is a big advantage.
that was a crazy bitch slap!
Dangity dangity dang!
wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy you were the other guy werent ya??
wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy It's pretty easy to defend that choke if you know what you are doing. Obviously the guy who was putting on the choke was fairly new too a reversall shouldve been pretty easy. Against higher bjj practitioners, giving the back is the kiss of death.
he doesnt know bjj or jj or any of that. but he did own that guy. the one nerd just pushed him and that was it, he got slapped, half assed punched and half assed rnc. he should of threw some punches instead of little push.
ps: gay nerd vid lol, that pretty much sums it up.
If someones on your back the first priority is defending your neck, nobody will go for a armbar in the streets, secondly, do not get flattened out, your ****ed, thirdly get 2 on 1 control, 2 of ure hands on one of his, and therse a few escapes from that position.
http://onlyfights.com/v-how-nerds-fight-823.html
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ya this was posted in the misc and i dont kno how ppl think hes using bjj. Gettin a RNC on a newb is a joke and he had no idea wut he was doing. he had the guys arm inbetween the arm hes using to joke. and also he didnt even go for underhooks he crossed his legs. so no i dont think hes knows wut hes doin
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...idk what to say but i feel i must post in this thread
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lol at the opening slap.
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if he actually had a rnc that guy would have been asleep by the time he got off
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he doesnt know bjj or jj or any of that. but he did own that guy. the one nerd just pushed him and that was it, he got slapped, half assed punched and half assed rnc. he should of threw some punches instead of little push.
ps: gay nerd vid
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i felt bad for all of the people in that house.
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what a horrible RNC...
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why you guys dissing he is a UFC fan for crying out loud. Everyone knows jiu jitsu now sheesh.
Myabe he was easing up on the choke he had the hooks in.
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he did it wrong....but....there's no need to do it the right way when you're fighting someone who gets knocked down by a slap.
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wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy
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hes like some 15 year old kid who saw some shit on tv and used it
good for him, it worked
why is everyone like "omg no hes not a jiu jitsu black belt i can take him!"
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wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy ask any jiu jitsu instructor and theyll reply with this
"dont let yourself get put in that position"
if someone does take your back, first of all protect your neck, if someone has 1 arm around your neck, put your opposite side arm up against your ear and keep your chin down so they cant wrap it all the way around your neck
next if they get their hooks in, again which you shouldnt let them do, if the kid is dumb enough to cross his feet like that guy did theres a simple submission you can do if someone has your back by attacking the dudes ankle with your feet (kind of figure 4ing your legs ontop of his ankle...dont know the name for it)
just defend your neck and try to spin back into behing in his guard
also if someone takes your back you can get in a tripod position and try to shake him off your back, you can roll forward and try to get out if youre facing the ground
although you should be more focused on defending your neck and not getting choked, if its an actual street fight (not 2 people ****ing around for shits and giggles around friends) you can elbow with your free arm, grab hair, eye gouge, pinch or bite the shit out of his arm trying to choke you (yes pinching is gay, but believe it or not it will make people let go)
you can also go for pressure points with your free hand in the dudes head or arms
when someone has a rear naked choke on you, 1 hand grabs the bicep, the other goes on the back of the head for 2 reasons...1 to push down on the head to choke the dude even more, and 2 to protect yourself from getting headbutted in the mouth/face by the guys head
so if he isnt paying attention to the second detail...headbutt backwards
main points:
a) dont let yourself get put in that position
b) if youre rolling on the ground NEVER turn away from the person to give him your back...always face him
c) protect your neck before you do anything else
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ask any jiu jitsu instructor and theyll reply with this
"dont let yourself get put in that position"
if someone does take your back, first of all protect your neck, if someone has 1 arm around your neck, put your opposite side arm up against your ear and keep your chin down so they cant wrap it all the way around your neck
next if they get their hooks in, again which you shouldnt let them do, if the kid is dumb enough to cross his feet like that guy did theres a simple submission you can do if someone has your back by attacking the dudes ankle with your feet (kind of figure 4ing your legs ontop of his ankle...dont know the name for it)
just defend your neck and try to spin back into behing in his guard
also if someone takes your back you can get in a tripod position and try to shake him off your back, you can roll forward and try to get out if youre facing the ground
although you should be more focused on defending your neck and not getting choked, if its an actual street fight (not 2 people ****ing around for shits and giggles around friends) you can elbow with your free arm, grab hair, eye gouge, pinch or bite the shit out of his arm trying to choke you (yes pinching is gay, but believe it or not it will make people let go)
you can also go for pressure points with your free hand in the dudes head or arms
when someone has a rear naked choke on you, 1 hand grabs the bicep, the other goes on the back of the head for 2 reasons...1 to push down on the head to choke the dude even more, and 2 to protect yourself from getting headbutted in the mouth/face by the guys head
so if he isnt paying attention to the second detail...headbutt backwards
main points:
a) dont let yourself get put in that position
b) if youre rolling on the ground NEVER turn away from the person to give him your back...always face him
c) protect your neck before you do anything else
okay.. so if he has a proper RNC on me because I didn't protect my neck, the best idea in a real fight is to try to relieve the pressure with my hands while pinching (and biting if possible) and doing burst throws? (eg trying to get up in bursts and rolling to try to get out)
And if he has more strength I'm out?
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or more specifically.. what could the guy do in this situation?
It seemed like he had no option to get out of the choke
anything practical?
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what the hell was that all about?
were they all friends?
the instigator was getting clowned on a lot by the "nerd's" crew.
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You know what you do when someone's got you like that?
"HEEL... to the balls!"
"Heel to the balls!"
then
"Dang-iti-dang-iti-dang"
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Of course nerds use jujitsu - haven't you seen The Matrix?
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wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy slam his head into a wall til he lets go. No one said street fights are fair.
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did anyone else laugh when the guy getting in the choke said "you ****ing hit me in the ****ing ear.. DUMBASSSSSSS!". he sounded like tourettes guy lol.
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He must train or watch a tutorial or something but the other guy obviously didnt know anything. Even knowing one simple move is a big advantage.
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that was a crazy bitch slap!
Dangity dangity dang!
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wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy you were the other guy werent ya??
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wtf..
someone PLEASE reply to this:
If someone was to get a choke hold like that on me, how would I be able to get out instead of being embarrassed and submitted like that guy It's pretty easy to defend that choke if you know what you are doing. Obviously the guy who was putting on the choke was fairly new too a reversall shouldve been pretty easy. Against higher bjj practitioners, giving the back is the kiss of death.
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he doesnt know bjj or jj or any of that. but he did own that guy. the one nerd just pushed him and that was it, he got slapped, half assed punched and half assed rnc. he should of threw some punches instead of little push.
ps: gay nerd vid lol, that pretty much sums it up.
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If someones on your back the first priority is defending your neck, nobody will go for a armbar in the streets, secondly, do not get flattened out, your ****ed, thirdly get 2 on 1 control, 2 of ure hands on one of his, and therse a few escapes from that position.