my mom caught me body-building!! my life is ruined!!! :(
my mom caught me body-building!! my life is ruined!!! :(
I was body-building in my room this morning, and my mom came in and saw me. She said "billy what are you doing?!" I said "get out mom I'm changing!" she yelled out "no youre not!" But she definitely saw what i was doing. She would'nt even look at me when i went downstairs for breakfast. I heard her on the phone with my dad telling him what happened. I've never been so embarrassed.
Any tips?
fail.
She can't embarrass you if she's dead. Just sayin'
Your moms name isn't Monica is it?
oh hai.
slick willy you liar... GTFOutta here.
monica sweetheart?
I was body-building in my room this morning, and my mom came in and saw me. She said "billy what are you doing?!" I said "get out mom I'm changing!" she yelled out "no youre not!" But she definitely saw what i was doing. She would'nt even look at me when i went downstairs for breakfast. I heard her on the phone with my dad telling him what happened. I've never been so embarrassed.
Any tips? no, but here, have a video
tell her you were practicing safe sex.
she mad?
oh hai. hai guise
well atleast she didnt walk in on you ACslatering..
(so embarssed)
Dont worry bro. It happened to me once , afterwards I acted the exact opposite everybody else does when they get caught. She couldnt even look at ME ut I was confident and happy , just stared my mom straight in the eyes and showed the biggest smile I could. I was glowing for like a week , because for once I had something on her , I had some power. She could barely look at me but I couldnt help but stare right into her soul. She was so absolutely embarrased but I was like " yep I beat my meat , maybe you should knock next time unless you want to see that". After that anything I wanted, I got . If she said no to something I just looked her in the eyes and put my hand down my pants and she would fold with the quickness. My dad thought it was hilarious , my mom was just so embarresd , and I acted like I couldnt be happier. Its actually kind of cool for it to be out in the open. As fun as it was trying to hide it , and playing games of jerking in a situation where I should get caught but try to keep quit, it was even funner wanking it in the middle of the day with my door open wide just to embarass my mom one more time as she walked by catching an eyefull of something she didnt expect .....hahahahahaha good times.
O'hai Bill Clinton.
How is your Uncle Dan doing?
This isnt where I parked my car, does anyone know where I parked my car??
Dont worry bro. It happened to me once , afterwards I acted the exact opposite everybody else does when they get caught. She couldnt even look at ME ut I was confident and happy , just stared my mom straight in the eyes and showed the biggest smile I could. I was glowing for like a week , because for once I had something on her , I had some power. She could barely look at me but I couldnt help but stare right into her soul. She was so absolutely embarrased but I was like " yep I beat my meat , maybe you should knock next time unless you want to see that". After that anything I wanted, I got . If she said no to something I just looked her in the eyes and put my hand down my pants and she would fold with the quickness. My dad thought it was hilarious , my mom was just so embarresd , and I acted like I couldnt be happier. Its actually kind of cool for it to be out in the open. As fun as it was trying to hide it , and playing games of jerking in a situation where I should get caught but try to keep quit, it was even funner wanking it in the middle of the day with my door open wide just to embarass my mom one more time as she walked by catching an eyefull of something she didnt expect .....hahahahahaha good times.
i read all this shit
I was body-building in my room this morning, and my mom came in and saw me. She said "billy what are you doing?!" I said "get out mom I'm changing!" she yelled out "no youre not!" But she definitely saw what i was doing. She would'nt even look at me when i went downstairs for breakfast. I heard her on the phone with my dad telling him what happened. I've never been so embarrassed.
Any tips? wow I actually lmao (serious)
uh..put a lock on the door?
Does anybody remember his legendary thread from back in like April where he posted a picture of his "family" and it became a big photochop thread?
Oh my friend Fran well like see she was caught selling 20 lbs of poop and like totaly she got bailed out by her fathers friend and like dude she was flipping because she is into this thing called cooking and like she was hitchin a ride to upstate NY when her car was like totally out of gas so she was like in this town somewhere in Georgia and well she meet this person was like totally into this cooking thing and like they were busted for selling poop and beer without a license oh man it was like totally freakin dude.
I was body-building in my room this morning, and my mom came in and saw me. She said "billy what are you doing?!" I said "get out mom I'm changing!" she yelled out "no youre not!" But she definitely saw what i was doing. She would'nt even look at me when i went downstairs for breakfast. I heard her on the phone with my dad telling him what happened. I've never been so embarrassed.
Any tips?
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fail.
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She can't embarrass you if she's dead. Just sayin'
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Your moms name isn't Monica is it?
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oh hai.
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slick willy you liar... GTFOutta here.
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monica sweetheart?
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I was body-building in my room this morning, and my mom came in and saw me. She said "billy what are you doing?!" I said "get out mom I'm changing!" she yelled out "no youre not!" But she definitely saw what i was doing. She would'nt even look at me when i went downstairs for breakfast. I heard her on the phone with my dad telling him what happened. I've never been so embarrassed.
Any tips? no, but here, have a video
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tell her you were practicing safe sex.
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she mad?
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oh hai. hai guise
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well atleast she didnt walk in on you ACslatering..
(so embarssed)
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Dont worry bro. It happened to me once , afterwards I acted the exact opposite everybody else does when they get caught. She couldnt even look at ME ut I was confident and happy , just stared my mom straight in the eyes and showed the biggest smile I could. I was glowing for like a week , because for once I had something on her , I had some power. She could barely look at me but I couldnt help but stare right into her soul. She was so absolutely embarrased but I was like " yep I beat my meat , maybe you should knock next time unless you want to see that". After that anything I wanted, I got . If she said no to something I just looked her in the eyes and put my hand down my pants and she would fold with the quickness. My dad thought it was hilarious , my mom was just so embarresd , and I acted like I couldnt be happier. Its actually kind of cool for it to be out in the open. As fun as it was trying to hide it , and playing games of jerking in a situation where I should get caught but try to keep quit, it was even funner wanking it in the middle of the day with my door open wide just to embarass my mom one more time as she walked by catching an eyefull of something she didnt expect .....hahahahahaha good times.
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O'hai Bill Clinton.
How is your Uncle Dan doing?
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This isnt where I parked my car, does anyone know where I parked my car??
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Dont worry bro. It happened to me once , afterwards I acted the exact opposite everybody else does when they get caught. She couldnt even look at ME ut I was confident and happy , just stared my mom straight in the eyes and showed the biggest smile I could. I was glowing for like a week , because for once I had something on her , I had some power. She could barely look at me but I couldnt help but stare right into her soul. She was so absolutely embarrased but I was like " yep I beat my meat , maybe you should knock next time unless you want to see that". After that anything I wanted, I got . If she said no to something I just looked her in the eyes and put my hand down my pants and she would fold with the quickness. My dad thought it was hilarious , my mom was just so embarresd , and I acted like I couldnt be happier. Its actually kind of cool for it to be out in the open. As fun as it was trying to hide it , and playing games of jerking in a situation where I should get caught but try to keep quit, it was even funner wanking it in the middle of the day with my door open wide just to embarass my mom one more time as she walked by catching an eyefull of something she didnt expect .....hahahahahaha good times.
i read all this shit
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I was body-building in my room this morning, and my mom came in and saw me. She said "billy what are you doing?!" I said "get out mom I'm changing!" she yelled out "no youre not!" But she definitely saw what i was doing. She would'nt even look at me when i went downstairs for breakfast. I heard her on the phone with my dad telling him what happened. I've never been so embarrassed.
Any tips? wow I actually lmao (serious)
Answer:
uh..put a lock on the door?
Answer:
Does anybody remember his legendary thread from back in like April where he posted a picture of his "family" and it became a big photochop thread?
Answer:
Oh my friend Fran well like see she was caught selling 20 lbs of poop and like totaly she got bailed out by her fathers friend and like dude she was flipping because she is into this thing called cooking and like she was hitchin a ride to upstate NY when her car was like totally out of gas so she was like in this town somewhere in Georgia and well she meet this person was like totally into this cooking thing and like they were busted for selling poop and beer without a license oh man it was like totally freakin dude.