I have no standards
I have no standards
Damnit, I just did it again. I went out with my buddies and they had a couple girls over. One was cute, and one was quite unattractive and fairly overweight. One of my friends jokes to me that I'm obviously going to end up with the ugly one later on. I say f*ck no!
So the beers start going down. Then come the shots. Next thing I know, I'm out on the dancefloor with a whale rubbing my balls. Shortly after this... well you all see where this is going.
Why the f*ck do I always do this? I'm a pretty decent looking guy, all the girls I have dated have been good looking too. Whenever I go out to the bar though and have a few drinks, I will basically f*ck anything that moves. I really hate doing this, and feel so gross the morning after (especially if she is still beside me). My buddies constantly make fun of me for this crap, and I think its probably a turnoff for the girls I know that I would actually be interested in when they find out.
So how the hell do I stop? I guess quit drinking is the obvious answer, but that's just not gonna happen. Suggestions?
Beer goggles. DONT DRINK SO MUCH!! get a buzz then do ya thang.. get attention from the hotter girls.. very important.. dont even mess around with teh whales...
Its got a name champ: the Coolidge Effect. Young guys with high testosterone get bored with one girl.
And it happens in most animals, not just humans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect
Its partly in ur brain, partly in ur b*lls, partly in ur genes.
Personally I can't even get it up if I get drunk enough that I'd bang a real rhino-woman, but that doesn't really help you.
You got to have wingmen to watch your back. Having a buddy say "Do you know what you were just letting touch your sac?" can go a long way.
You've got to cut down just a few shots on the booze.
There's a fine line between being drunk and thinking "**** it I'll bang a whale tonight" and actually doing it.
See I had the potential for this problem but found a fix. I have a friend who is skanky probably a 4 with makeup, now when im not drunk I wouldn’t touch her with a 10ft pole. But when I start to drink I think to myself mmm shes not that bad maybe I should hit it…..now here is the fix, at the exact moment I think this I go home.
Usually for me to hit this point it is fairly late in the night anyway, so im not missing out on much except hooking up with an ugmo.
Find a benchmark (in my case friend, so mine is always around bit easier for me. But you can still find one when sober) and stay the hell away from it :D
Andy.
i'll **** a whale even if i'm not drunk, i have absolutely 0 standards!
Damnit, I just did it again. I went out with my buddies and they had a couple girls over. One was cute, and one was quite unattractive and fairly overweight. One of my friends jokes to me that I'm obviously going to end up with the ugly one later on. I say f*ck no!
So the beers start going down. Then come the shots. Next thing I know, I'm out on the dancefloor with a whale rubbing my balls. Shortly after this... well you all see where this is going.
Why the f*ck do I always do this? I'm a pretty decent looking guy, all the girls I have dated have been good looking too. Whenever I go out to the bar though and have a few drinks, I will basically f*ck anything that moves. I really hate doing this, and feel so gross the morning after (especially if she is still beside me). My buddies constantly make fun of me for this crap, and I think its probably a turnoff for the girls I know that I would actually be interested in when they find out.
So how the hell do I stop? I guess quit drinking is the obvious answer, but that's just not gonna happen. Suggestions? basically f*ck anything that moves classic :)
So how the hell do I stop? I guess quit drinking is the obvious answer, but that's just not gonna happen. If drinking is causing you repeatedly to do things that you feel ashamed of, and yet the idea of not drinking seems to you absurd to the point that it's "just not [going to] happen", I think you should attend an AA meeting.
(serious)
no aa meeting. Hes just using it as an excuse to **** fat girls. nothing wrong with that, especially when your not getting skinny ones :)
and besides, someone i have sex with isnt necesarrily someone i would date. two seperate standards.. anywya, im a bit drunk.. going to bed now.
lmao i have a friend that is exactly the same, When drunk he even would get naked and walk into a 7-11 lol. well i taped him one night during a shamefull act lol
lmao i have a friend that is exactly the same, When drunk he even would get naked and walk into a 7-11 lol. well i taped him one night during a shamefull act lol I used to be the same....I'd drink almost every day of the week (in the middle of the day) during college...then on the weekends I'd drink way too much...
...it was the standard for me to wake up (after having passed out the night before)....naked...in a random place...and with my own vomit all around me/on the walls. One night at a party someone video taped me being abusive to other people while wasted...they played it in front of a bunch of other people...including my (now ex) girlfriend...
I stopped drinking for about a year...now the odd occasion that I do have a big night I'm usually the first one that wants to go to sleep...and I keep things pretty sensible.......live and learn...
Having said...at this point I'd f*ck any girl...sober or drunk...haha...
If drinking is causing you repeatedly to do things that you feel ashamed of, and yet the idea of not drinking seems to you absurd to the point that it's "just not [going to] happen", I think you should attend an AA meeting.
(serious) I really don't think it is at that point. I suppose I could have been considered an alcoholic before. I would drink 3-4 nights per week, and always just to get drunk. Half the kids in college do this though, so it wasn't really out of the ordinary and I didn't think much of it.
I got pretty fat and out of shape while I was doing this, and decided on my own to make a change. I cut my drinking WAY back, down to once every week or two. As you can see from my sig, my cut seems to be going pretty well and according to plan. I didn't have too much trouble cutting way back on the booze, and it didn't really bother me.
I just really don't want to cut it out entirely. ALL of my friends drink, and it is a regular social event for us. I really just don't have fun going to a bar and staying sober while everyone else is drinking. Staying home on a friday night by myself doesn't really seem any more appealing. I don't consider my occasional drinking to be a problem in my life.
My only real issue with it is what I described above. Why can't I just have some damn standards?? If a girl is really unattractive, why the hell can't I just say no? And why the hell don't I ever go for better looking girls when drunk??
Alcohol is awesome! Girls are awesome! Usually two awesome things when combined becomes a train wreck. Like motorcycle riding and playing your PSP at the same time, destined to crash. I drink, more then I should but usually only with the guys because when you throw girls in, theres drama, hooking up, fights and all that crap. Id rather just knock back a few with the crew, play some pool, and get in a good drunk fight over having drunk sex I cant remember and wake up itchy down there.
don't worry bro, you're a good guy. fat chix need lovin too.
don't worry bro, you're a good guy. fat chix need lovin too. LOL. The morning after this most recent escapade, I was hanging out with two of my buddies. They went on like a 10 minute joke/rant about how fat girls all must get super stoked whenever they know I'm gonna be at the bar that night :(
So the beers start going down. Then come the shots. Next thing I know, I'm out on the dancefloor with a whale rubbing my balls. Shortly after this... well you all see where this is going.
go on
Why do you need to drink to loosen up? The only times I drink are at BBQ's and other outdoor events like going to the beach with some buddies, etc. When I go out to the bars and clubs, I just keep asking for ice water with limes in those plastic cups...looks just like a gin and tonic. My best nights out are when I'm 100% sober and havn't had a drop of beer or liquor in me. I'm being completely serious. Keep sober, and stay on top of your game. Keep your eyes peeled for straggling zebras (aka girls you KNOW that, in say, 2 hours will be drunk off their ass) and then go in for the kill. These girls are usually the hot ones that are pissed at their ******* boyfriends, etc...girls you otherwise would have no business sarging up. Keep your mind and eyes clear soldier, and that's half the battle. You can retain more personality, communicative wit, and not turn yourself into a sweaty, drooling, desperate douchebag in a beer and sweat soaked polo shirt.
No need to give into the battle toads. Just roll right over them with your tank.
Talking to drunk girls is a lot more tolerable when I'm drunk as well. When sober, and the girl is drunk, they are just annoying as hell. I don't seem to notice that factor as much when I've had some in me - I guess I can relate better or something.
Also, there is the whole issue of rape because the girl is drunk and you are not. It feels wrong to take advantage of girls that way, and for whatever reason, seems more morally (and legally) acceptable when I'm not sober. Yes, I know technically it is considered rape either way, but the courts will basically never convict a guy for having sex with a girl who consented when they were both drunk and she just happened to regret it the next day.
go on I ask if she wants to leave. She says yes. We go home, I piitb (serious), wake up with horny whale beside me and bedsheets covered in blood and other substances I don't want to think about.
You keep this shit up and your going to end up with an ugly kid.
every week for the past few months i've been going out, getting with a girl (at which point im drunk). getting told i'd regret it in the morning, and then regretting it in the morning. honestly the last girl had front teeth missing and some looked like the were rotting off. just like off some crap comedy movie...
but im still gonna be going out next week acting like im gonna get with a 9+ (its gotta happen sometime)
Damnit, I just did it again. I went out with my buddies and they had a couple girls over. One was cute, and one was quite unattractive and fairly overweight. One of my friends jokes to me that I'm obviously going to end up with the ugly one later on. I say f*ck no!
So the beers start going down. Then come the shots. Next thing I know, I'm out on the dancefloor with a whale rubbing my balls. Shortly after this... well you all see where this is going.
Why the f*ck do I always do this? I'm a pretty decent looking guy, all the girls I have dated have been good looking too. Whenever I go out to the bar though and have a few drinks, I will basically f*ck anything that moves. I really hate doing this, and feel so gross the morning after (especially if she is still beside me). My buddies constantly make fun of me for this crap, and I think its probably a turnoff for the girls I know that I would actually be interested in when they find out.
So how the hell do I stop? I guess quit drinking is the obvious answer, but that's just not gonna happen. Suggestions?
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Beer goggles. DONT DRINK SO MUCH!! get a buzz then do ya thang.. get attention from the hotter girls.. very important.. dont even mess around with teh whales...
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Its got a name champ: the Coolidge Effect. Young guys with high testosterone get bored with one girl.
And it happens in most animals, not just humans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect
Its partly in ur brain, partly in ur b*lls, partly in ur genes.
Answer:
Personally I can't even get it up if I get drunk enough that I'd bang a real rhino-woman, but that doesn't really help you.
You got to have wingmen to watch your back. Having a buddy say "Do you know what you were just letting touch your sac?" can go a long way.
Answer:
You've got to cut down just a few shots on the booze.
There's a fine line between being drunk and thinking "**** it I'll bang a whale tonight" and actually doing it.
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See I had the potential for this problem but found a fix. I have a friend who is skanky probably a 4 with makeup, now when im not drunk I wouldn’t touch her with a 10ft pole. But when I start to drink I think to myself mmm shes not that bad maybe I should hit it…..now here is the fix, at the exact moment I think this I go home.
Usually for me to hit this point it is fairly late in the night anyway, so im not missing out on much except hooking up with an ugmo.
Find a benchmark (in my case friend, so mine is always around bit easier for me. But you can still find one when sober) and stay the hell away from it :D
Andy.
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i'll **** a whale even if i'm not drunk, i have absolutely 0 standards!
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Damnit, I just did it again. I went out with my buddies and they had a couple girls over. One was cute, and one was quite unattractive and fairly overweight. One of my friends jokes to me that I'm obviously going to end up with the ugly one later on. I say f*ck no!
So the beers start going down. Then come the shots. Next thing I know, I'm out on the dancefloor with a whale rubbing my balls. Shortly after this... well you all see where this is going.
Why the f*ck do I always do this? I'm a pretty decent looking guy, all the girls I have dated have been good looking too. Whenever I go out to the bar though and have a few drinks, I will basically f*ck anything that moves. I really hate doing this, and feel so gross the morning after (especially if she is still beside me). My buddies constantly make fun of me for this crap, and I think its probably a turnoff for the girls I know that I would actually be interested in when they find out.
So how the hell do I stop? I guess quit drinking is the obvious answer, but that's just not gonna happen. Suggestions? basically f*ck anything that moves classic :)
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So how the hell do I stop? I guess quit drinking is the obvious answer, but that's just not gonna happen. If drinking is causing you repeatedly to do things that you feel ashamed of, and yet the idea of not drinking seems to you absurd to the point that it's "just not [going to] happen", I think you should attend an AA meeting.
(serious)
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no aa meeting. Hes just using it as an excuse to **** fat girls. nothing wrong with that, especially when your not getting skinny ones :)
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and besides, someone i have sex with isnt necesarrily someone i would date. two seperate standards.. anywya, im a bit drunk.. going to bed now.
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lmao i have a friend that is exactly the same, When drunk he even would get naked and walk into a 7-11 lol. well i taped him one night during a shamefull act lol
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lmao i have a friend that is exactly the same, When drunk he even would get naked and walk into a 7-11 lol. well i taped him one night during a shamefull act lol I used to be the same....I'd drink almost every day of the week (in the middle of the day) during college...then on the weekends I'd drink way too much...
...it was the standard for me to wake up (after having passed out the night before)....naked...in a random place...and with my own vomit all around me/on the walls. One night at a party someone video taped me being abusive to other people while wasted...they played it in front of a bunch of other people...including my (now ex) girlfriend...
I stopped drinking for about a year...now the odd occasion that I do have a big night I'm usually the first one that wants to go to sleep...and I keep things pretty sensible.......live and learn...
Having said...at this point I'd f*ck any girl...sober or drunk...haha...
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If drinking is causing you repeatedly to do things that you feel ashamed of, and yet the idea of not drinking seems to you absurd to the point that it's "just not [going to] happen", I think you should attend an AA meeting.
(serious) I really don't think it is at that point. I suppose I could have been considered an alcoholic before. I would drink 3-4 nights per week, and always just to get drunk. Half the kids in college do this though, so it wasn't really out of the ordinary and I didn't think much of it.
I got pretty fat and out of shape while I was doing this, and decided on my own to make a change. I cut my drinking WAY back, down to once every week or two. As you can see from my sig, my cut seems to be going pretty well and according to plan. I didn't have too much trouble cutting way back on the booze, and it didn't really bother me.
I just really don't want to cut it out entirely. ALL of my friends drink, and it is a regular social event for us. I really just don't have fun going to a bar and staying sober while everyone else is drinking. Staying home on a friday night by myself doesn't really seem any more appealing. I don't consider my occasional drinking to be a problem in my life.
My only real issue with it is what I described above. Why can't I just have some damn standards?? If a girl is really unattractive, why the hell can't I just say no? And why the hell don't I ever go for better looking girls when drunk??
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Alcohol is awesome! Girls are awesome! Usually two awesome things when combined becomes a train wreck. Like motorcycle riding and playing your PSP at the same time, destined to crash. I drink, more then I should but usually only with the guys because when you throw girls in, theres drama, hooking up, fights and all that crap. Id rather just knock back a few with the crew, play some pool, and get in a good drunk fight over having drunk sex I cant remember and wake up itchy down there.
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don't worry bro, you're a good guy. fat chix need lovin too.
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don't worry bro, you're a good guy. fat chix need lovin too. LOL. The morning after this most recent escapade, I was hanging out with two of my buddies. They went on like a 10 minute joke/rant about how fat girls all must get super stoked whenever they know I'm gonna be at the bar that night :(
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So the beers start going down. Then come the shots. Next thing I know, I'm out on the dancefloor with a whale rubbing my balls. Shortly after this... well you all see where this is going.
go on
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Why do you need to drink to loosen up? The only times I drink are at BBQ's and other outdoor events like going to the beach with some buddies, etc. When I go out to the bars and clubs, I just keep asking for ice water with limes in those plastic cups...looks just like a gin and tonic. My best nights out are when I'm 100% sober and havn't had a drop of beer or liquor in me. I'm being completely serious. Keep sober, and stay on top of your game. Keep your eyes peeled for straggling zebras (aka girls you KNOW that, in say, 2 hours will be drunk off their ass) and then go in for the kill. These girls are usually the hot ones that are pissed at their ******* boyfriends, etc...girls you otherwise would have no business sarging up. Keep your mind and eyes clear soldier, and that's half the battle. You can retain more personality, communicative wit, and not turn yourself into a sweaty, drooling, desperate douchebag in a beer and sweat soaked polo shirt.
No need to give into the battle toads. Just roll right over them with your tank.
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Talking to drunk girls is a lot more tolerable when I'm drunk as well. When sober, and the girl is drunk, they are just annoying as hell. I don't seem to notice that factor as much when I've had some in me - I guess I can relate better or something.
Also, there is the whole issue of rape because the girl is drunk and you are not. It feels wrong to take advantage of girls that way, and for whatever reason, seems more morally (and legally) acceptable when I'm not sober. Yes, I know technically it is considered rape either way, but the courts will basically never convict a guy for having sex with a girl who consented when they were both drunk and she just happened to regret it the next day.
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go on I ask if she wants to leave. She says yes. We go home, I piitb (serious), wake up with horny whale beside me and bedsheets covered in blood and other substances I don't want to think about.
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You keep this shit up and your going to end up with an ugly kid.
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every week for the past few months i've been going out, getting with a girl (at which point im drunk). getting told i'd regret it in the morning, and then regretting it in the morning. honestly the last girl had front teeth missing and some looked like the were rotting off. just like off some crap comedy movie...
but im still gonna be going out next week acting like im gonna get with a 9+ (its gotta happen sometime)