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O/T I'm feeling pooey

O/T I'm feeling pooey
  Cheer me up, somebody :(


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A tale of woe to cheer you up...
I was dragged shopping early on a saturday morning by an ex and his parents. I was suffering with the worst hangover...
Sitting in the back of a car (i get car sick), bus in front churning out fumes into the open driver's window i realised i was going to hurl
Cue frantic searching for a plastic bag- found one but it had those annoying holes in the bottom so i tied a knot into the bottom of it and puked up the contents of the SU bar from the previous night
Finally we parked up (at Brent X) and I carried my bag of 'wares' to the nearest bin- much to the disgust of my boyf who said I should just chuck it on the floor of the car park
I walked into the shopping centre oblivious to the fact that the knot had undone itself and vomit was dripping onto the shiny floor of Brent Cross. Boyf's mum, who was lagging behind, called out to me to alert me to the spillage. I turned round, trod and slipped in my own vom and crashed onto the floor in front of a full shopping centre. Oh the shame
I've haven't been back since
:o


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A tale of woe to cheer you up...
I was dragged shopping early on a saturday morning by an ex and his parents. I was suffering with the worst hangover...
Sitting in the back of a car (i get car sick), bus in front churning out fumes into the open driver's window i realised i was going to hurl
Cue frantic searching for a plastic bag- found one but it had those annoying holes in the bottom so i tied a knot into the bottom of it and puked up the contents of the SU bar from the previous night
Finally we parked up (at Brent X) and I carried my bag of 'wares' to the nearest bin- much to the disgust of my boyf who said I should just chuck it on the floor of the car park
I walked into the shopping centre oblivious to the fact that the knot had undone itself and vomit was dripping onto the shiny floor of Brent Cross. Boyf's mum, who was lagging behind, called out to me to alert me to the spillage. I turned round, trod and slipped in my own vom and crashed onto the floor in front of a full shopping centre. Oh the shame
I've haven't been back since
:o

I dont know whether to :eek: or :lol: !!
My friend was sitting next to a girl on the train the other day, the girl was wasted and was hurling into a bag with a hole in :sick:
:hug: :hug: Lucy. Whats up?


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